lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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