lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops: 15 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
Herobrine Sightings: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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