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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 8724 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7158 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
and get dis, we got secret levels where u can ride on a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur butt. it’s like a disco party in the sky, but with more explosions and sparkles.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to give out free hugs? yea, he’s a big softie once u get to know him. but watch out for his fiery breath, it’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper on a summer day.
so come join us on dis wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). trust me, u won’t regret it. Alzheimer’s Association who? we’re too busy having a blast in minecraft land!