Forget Gaming, Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with the absolute dumpster fire that is AAA gaming? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Imagine a world where you can build anything your heart desires, where pigs fly and creepers are actually your best friends.

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and diamonds are as common as dirt.

So why waste your time with boring old AAA games when you can join us on this epic adventure? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Magic Items Found:	1031	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Chimeras Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchantments Applied:	117
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Farms Harvested:	888	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7844
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8444	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	273
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Crops Grown:	3815	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8973
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	974	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Votes:	1758	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crops Grown:	2226
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Star Shards Collected:	246	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Potions Brewed:	152	Crops Grown:	9681
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	204	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?