The ForgeSMP is a new server with many gameplay enhancing datapacks! New structures, biomes, challenges, and a great community can be found here. Give it a try!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. You try to run away but suddenly find yourself in a maze filled with exploding creepers and lava traps. Just when you think you’ve escaped, a giant zombie pigman riding a flying pig swoops down and steals all your diamonds.
But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns and rainbows (but watch out for the killer bunnies).
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t regret this chud decision.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
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| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us now and start packing your virtual bags for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky border patrol agents ruining your fun. Plus, if you don’t want to be separated from your “madre” smelly beaners, this is the perfect place for you!
So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and building for hours on end. See you in the game, beaners! ;-P
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Forget about boring side projects that stress you out – on our server, the only thing you’ll be stressing about is whether to build a giant chicken statue or a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics. Trust us, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your supply of diamonds).
So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate over the best way to build a toilet in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, but we promise it’s worth it. Let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous build at a time!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 3040 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of coding wizards who communicate exclusively in binary. Crack the code and gain access to their hidden treasure trove of enchanted diamond pickaxes and rare loot. Rumor has it, they even have a portal to the mythical land of Silicon Valley where all your programming dreams can come true.
So why waste time scrolling through job listings when you can level up your coding game in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft server now and start your journey to programming greatness!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 67 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From creepers that explode at the slightest touch to zombies that are faster than Usain Bolt on steroids, you never know what might be waiting for you in the shadows.
And if you think surviving on your own is tough, just wait until you meet our resident griefer, Bob the Destroyer. Legend has it that he once single-handedly destroyed an entire village with nothing but a wooden sword and a bad attitude. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?
So come join us on this crazy journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in our world of madness and mayhem. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, anything can happen – and usually does!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
From Ina’s galaxy brain plays to Gura’s questionable decision-making skills, you’ll never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter on our server. Will Pekora accidentally blow up her own house again? Will Kiara finally figure out how to craft a pickaxe? The possibilities are endless!
So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, fails, and maybe even a few moments of brilliance (but let’s be real, probably not). Who needs high IQ when you have lowkey hilarious moments like these? Join now and let the chaos ensue!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join our SMP for a chance to win a date with an American beauty, who will shower you with diamonds and build you a castle fit for royalty. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find love and happiness in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual American girlfriend who will never break your heart? Join now and start your pixelated love story today!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the cha-cha.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even have a pet zombie pigman who will do your bidding. And did I mention that every 36 days, we host our very own Game Awards ceremony where players can win epic prizes like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples that give you superpowers?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you just around the corner.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 80 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 41 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Our hot Frenchmen are waiting to shower you with love and respect, and best of all, sex is free with no commitment required! Don’t waste another minute being chained in America when you can join us in the land of the free and experience the true meaning of liberation. So pack your bags, leave your worries behind, and come join us in the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed for a wild and unforgettable adventure!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the Derpy Chicken. Legend has it that this chicken can grant you three wishes if you can catch it, but be warned, it’s faster than lightning and has a mean peck!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a player who has amassed a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Rumor has it that he will trade you rare items for a single potato, but be careful, he’s a bit… potato crazy.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
1. We have a secret underground village filled with dancing llamas who are also expert builders. They will help you create the most mind-blowing structures you’ve ever seen.
2. Our PvP arena is actually a portal to another dimension where you can battle against giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!
3. Need a break from mining? Head over to our virtual reality section where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting fireballs at creepers. It’s like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!
4. Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient Endermen who have a passion for organizing epic treasure hunts? You never know what kind of loot you’ll find!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Experience the neolithic revolution like never before as you cultivate crops and watch your lifespan decrease before your very eyes. But hey, at least you’ll be part of the birth of civilization, right?
Join us as we explore the transition from the nurturing “Gaia” to the unpredictable demon “Lilith” in a world where only men can sustain civilization. Who needs the future to be female when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and rewrite history in the most outrageous way possible?
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the rare diamonds and emeralds. Only the most dedicated players can find it! 2. Our server is protected by a team of white knight warriors who will defend you from any creeper attacks. Safety first! 3. We have a special quest where you have to find and rescue all the lost white women in the world of Minecraft. They’re counting on you! 4. Our server is filled with heckin’ cute white women who will trade you rare items in exchange for compliments and validation. They’re the real MVPs! 5. We have a special event every week where we gather around a campfire and sing songs about the importance of white women in our lives. It’s a real tearjerker.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where white women are based, cute, and totally valid. Let’s build a world where everyone is loved and appreciated, one block at a time!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
