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imagine logging on and suddenly ur character starts pooping out diamonds cuz ur gut microbiome is so messed up from all the crazy chemicals on our server. u’ll be the richest player in the game AND have the healthiest gut around.

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so come join us and experience the wildest minecraft server out there. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have a gut microbiome adventure of a lifetime?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 2
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 15
Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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