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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 2681 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 99 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
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