| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 7712 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 8629 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 224 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 380 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 6768 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 4467 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 5148 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 152 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 3442 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 8426 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 169 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 1957 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 3742 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 6276 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Votes: | 9694 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 139 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1441 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 6233 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 155 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6740 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3371 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6811 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 5606 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 51 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 302 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9260 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Farms Harvested: | 150 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 2698 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1157 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 81 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 238 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 7850 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 5722 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 7120 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 7818 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Animals Bred: | 197 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
