Welcome to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing deader than our mobs is our sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombies while being chased by a pack of deranged skeleton clowns.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance party, complete with explosive beats and killer moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now terrorizes players with his deadly yarn bombs.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Front, a group of rebellious llamas who are determined to overthrow their sheep oppressors and establish llama supremacy once and for all.

So come on down to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter echoing through the haunted forests. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
Farms Harvested: 232 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Techline Gaming Minecraft

    Techline Gaming Minecraft

    The community was made at the end of 2013 known with the high-quality servers and ran by it mature managers.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Emeralds Found: 8388 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9821 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Crops Grown: 9806 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 761 Demon Skulls Collected: 22
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

    Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

    Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

    Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

    So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 109
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

    Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

    So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BroBroBucksNoLuck

    BroBroBucksNoLuck
    Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

    Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

    And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Dimension Hops: 9
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CreeperCrazeParty!

    CreeperCrazeParty!
    Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Potions Brewed: 144
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Blocky Border Control

    Blocky Border Control
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Star Shards Collected: 179
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Switch Kids Craft Land

    Switch Kids Craft Land
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

    not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

    so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Hack Bacteria Attack!

    Hack Bacteria Attack!
    Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • PureSkyBlock

    PureSkyBlock

    PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

    What we got to offer!

    Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

    Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Crops Grown: 2252 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

    Crafty Denial Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

    So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5375 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 74 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

    DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

    And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • ChiliCraftSecrets

    ChiliCraftSecrets
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

    Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

    Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 29

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

    ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP
    This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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