Welcome to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing deader than our mobs is our sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombies while being chased by a pack of deranged skeleton clowns.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance party, complete with explosive beats and killer moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now terrorizes players with his deadly yarn bombs.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Front, a group of rebellious llamas who are determined to overthrow their sheep oppressors and establish llama supremacy once and for all.

So come on down to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter echoing through the haunted forests. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
Farms Harvested: 746 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

    Bread Sucks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Zombie Dances: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

    3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

    4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

    Caedrel is a professional League of Legends player hailing from the United Kingdom. He currently plays as a mid laner for Excel Esports in the LEC. Caedrel is known for his versatile champion pool, exceptional mechanical skills, and strong shot-calling abilities. He has established himself as a key player in the European League of Legends scene and continues to impress fans and critics alike with his performances on the Rift.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

    Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

    The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

    Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

    We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

    ⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

    ⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

    ⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 16 chunks!

    ⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

    ⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

    ⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

    ⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

    ⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

    ⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2472 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

    TipsyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Star Shards Collected: 87 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

    PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of grass to build on? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Why are they dancing, you ask? Because our server has a strict dress code for all animals and they’re just trying to impress the sheep with their fancy footwork.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Latin Block Party Minecraft Server

    Latin Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the whiteness of Latin Americans is as confusing as trying to find a creeper in a field of sheep! We promise you’ll have a blast trying to navigate through our wacky world filled with Italian mobs that may or may not be considered white.

    Join us and witness the epic battles between American whites and Latin Americans as they try to determine who is the true whitest of them all. Will the concept of bleaching come into play? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there!

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have this level of insanity? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Dimension Hops: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6897
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 1733
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ””/Brit/”” Minecraft SMP

    ””/Brit/”” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old green apples in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we only have RED APPLES! That’s right, no more settling for basic fruit colors, we’ve got the most vibrant and delicious red apples you’ve ever seen.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Red Apple Gang, a group of players who have sworn to protect the sacred red apples at all costs. Join us and become a member of this elite group, fighting off any green apple lovers who dare to challenge us.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret red apple hidden somewhere on the server that grants the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this juicy treasure?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the red apples are ripe for the picking and adventure awaits around every corner!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Crafty Mans Server – Minecraft server

    Crafty Mans Server – Minecraft server
    Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

    Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

    And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

    But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Animals Bred: 95 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Secret Mine Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Mine Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your real-life spouse nagging you to take out the trash and do the dishes? Well, say goodbye to domestic responsibilities and hello to a virtual wife on our Minecraft SMP! Our server offers the unique feature of marrying other players and starting a virtual family. Who needs a real wife when you can have a pixelated partner who will never ask you to clean the toilet?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “House of Diamonds,” a secret mansion filled with endless riches and treasures. Rumor has it that those who find the hidden entrance will be rewarded with stacks upon stacks of diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover this elusive treasure trove?

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of virtual romance, diamond hunting, and wacky adventures. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your journey to virtual wedded bliss!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 378 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Not Important Minecraft Server

    Not Important Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most chaotic way possible!

    Join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! Want to start a llama army and take over the server? We support that kind of ambition!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Not Important” player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (not really, but it sounds cool, right?).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and potatoes! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • The Strange Minecraft SMP Double Exposure

    The Strange Minecraft SMP Double Exposure
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the chaos never stops and the drama is always on point! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of surviving in a world where everything is constantly melting down – literally.

    Our server is known for its insane events, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of angry llamas on the village, or when someone tried to build a rollercoaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

    But don’t worry, we also have plenty of opportunities for peaceful building and exploration – as long as you can avoid getting caught in the middle of a heated argument over who gets the last diamond.

    So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the meltdown!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Arabs Flip Michigan Minecraft Server

    Arabs Flip Michigan Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where Arabs and Whites in Michigan are teaming up to swing bigly for Mr. T? Look no further! Our server is so rigged in favor of Mr. T that even the Dems have no shot at winning Michigan. Maybe there’s a little cheating involved, but who cares when you’re having this much fun building and battling it out in the virtual world? Join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy alliances and epic battles!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7979 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Warning Minecraft SMP: British People Memes

    Warning Minecraft SMP: British People Memes
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

    Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

    So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Throne & Liberty MC Server

    Throne & Liberty MC Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join our server, where you can transform into sani for exploration and combat strategy – because who wouldn’t want to be a shape-shifting warrior in the world of Minecraft?

    Our server features a seamless open world with adaptive weather systems, so you never know what crazy weather patterns you’ll encounter while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our publisher claims to be all about enhancing player customization and choice, so you can deck out your character in the most outrageous cosmetics and convenience items.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen, with guides to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. And with our servers like NA East, Lottie and EU, Kazar, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin! Just remember the password – it’s 69420 for Lottie and 555444 for Kazar. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 41 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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