| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join our server for a chance to ride on flying cows, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance-offs with friendly creepers. Our community is filled with quirky players who love to build insane contraptions like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of TNT (better watch your step!).
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us on our server today! Who needs Switzerland when you have a world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter? Let’s get building and have a blast!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us if you want to be a part of the most chaotic Minecraft community this side of the digital world. We’ve got more numbers and news than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our members are as diverse as the mobs in the Nether. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything goes!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake blocks that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers in the dust because our server is in a league of its own. Come join us and see why the phrase “just can’t compete” was invented for us!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that turned out to be a flash mob dance party). See you there, kikikiki!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. Building. With. Hooves.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden nuggets instead of wool. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The llamas have spoken.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.
So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Version > 1.9-1.21.3
Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!
Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the mythical Golden Potato, and participate in our weekly llama rodeo competitions.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Do you want to build a spaceship out of nothing but dirt and determination? Avorion, Space Engineers, and Starbase have got you covered! Or maybe you’re more into factory management and logistics – Dyson Sphere Program, Factorio, and Oxygen Not Included will have you sweating bullets as you try to keep everything running smoothly.
But wait, there’s more! How about programming puzzles that will make your brain hurt in the best way possible? Shenzhen I/O, SpaceChem, and TIS-100 will have you feeling like a genius one minute and a complete idiot the next.
Join us on Core Edition for a server experience like no other. We’ve got more crazy machines, wacky systems, and hilarious mishaps than you can shake a redstone torch at. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so special that we have a live event called “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” where you can win amazing prizes! And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards that are PERMANENT! Who wouldn’t want free stuff every day?
Oh, and did we mention that you can redeem codes for Primogems in ALL regions? That’s right, free Primogems just for joining our server! And if you need any help or tips, we have a ton of useful links like Wikis, Simulators, Maps, Character Builds, and even a /gig/ friendlist!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for a wild ride where you’ll be mining diamonds with lightning speed, building epic structures without any lag, and fighting off creepers with the power of the almighty Mac Mini!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Mac Mini is actually a portal to another dimension where you can find rare resources and battle mythical creatures. So if you want to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then join us on our Mac Mini-powered Minecraft SMP server!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us for epic battles over whether cats or dogs are superior, intense debates about pineapple on pizza, and heated discussions about the best way to build a dirt house.
But beware, things can get pretty crazy around here. One time, someone built a giant statue of Pepe the Frog that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Another time, a group of Redditors tried to overthrow the 4chan mods by spamming them with wholesome memes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and hilarity, come join us! Just be prepared to defend your memes and your dignity at all costs.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
