FootyCraft: Kickin’ it in the British Pyramid

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary “BAU”DOL in action, born to be the ultimate Minecraft master!

Our server is so epic that even the debut was out of this world, with 3D graphics that will blow your mind! Check out our YouTube channel for all the insanity and don’t forget to follow our schedule for some mind-blowing streams.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our unarchived content for some Twitter spaces, karaokes, and other wacky surprises. And don’t miss out on our official playlist of covers and songs that will have you dancing in your minecart!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for some “baubau” singing, NSFW content, and VTL team info that will leave you questioning reality. See you on the server, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Crops Grown:	3957

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Oh noooo Minecraft SMP

Despair, Disappointment, dramatic, exaggerated, exasperation, Expression, Frustration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, negative emotions, noooo, Oh No!, Oh noooo, reaction, Sadness, smp, social media, trending, Upset, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8516	Love Letters Sent:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3002	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

FashionRebel Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Boundaries, casual clothing, Communication Issues, Disrespect, FashionRebel, Fight, freedom, friendship, group dynamics, living situation, Minecraft, no bra, refusing to change, roommates boyfriend, Server, shorts, small tops, text argument, what I wear

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value freedom and individuality above all else! Looking for a place to express yourself without boundaries? Look no further!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with rebellious players who refuse to conform to societal norms. Just like the player who dared to defy her roommate’s request to wear a bra around her boyfriend. Who needs a bra when you have the freedom to roam around in your virtual world with no restrictions?

Experience the drama and chaos of living with roommates who bring their boyfriends over without paying rent. Will you stand your ground like our fearless player, or will you give in to the demands of those who try to control your virtual wardrobe?

So come on, join our server and let your rebellious spirit run free! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and be yourself, no matter how outrageous that may be!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	131	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Star Shards Collected:	59
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ShowerCraftLOL

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, cousins, Etiquette, family dynamics, hooking up, house rules, living arrangements, moral beliefs, personal space, privacy, relationships, religious beliefs, roommates, shared bathroom, shower, ShowerCraftLOL

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and scandal, just like the story of this player and her roommates.

Imagine a world where showering etiquette is taken to the extreme, where one must clean the bathroom “really good” after any questionable activities. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of shared showers and conservative roommates?

Embark on quests to find the perfect cleaning supplies, battle against the forces of grime and dirt, and prove yourself worthy of using the sacred shower in the master suite. Will you be the hero who restores peace and cleanliness to the land, or will you be deemed the villain who leaves water behind for all to see?

Join our server now for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own showering habits. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous and clean at the same time?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HeartKillerMC SMP

cardiovascular disease, cholesterol, diabetes, emotional stress, family history, heart attack, Heart Disease, Heart failure, HeartKillerMC, high blood pressure, hypertension, inflammation, lack of exercise, obesity, poor diet, poor sleep, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, stress, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for what is killing your heart! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CrushCraft: Not the One

break up, Closure, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Disappointment, emotional growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, letting go, love, moving on, personal development, realization, rejection, relationship, romance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, unrequited love

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your crush steal them all and run off with someone else? Well, fear not! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so lit, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, mythical creatures roaming the lands, and a PvP arena where you can settle your differences with your crush once and for all (spoiler alert: you’ll totally kick their pixelated butt).

So why waste your time with someone who doesn’t appreciate your redstone skills when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dimension Hops:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Runes Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyCommiesCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCommiesCraft, Danish PM, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Government, international relations, intervention, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, sanctions, Support, world leaders

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, we got this crazy story where China is like helpin’ Russia take over the world, but don’t worry, we got ur back on this server! u can come build ur own army of pigs and chickens to fight off the evil Chinese and Russian forces. plus, the Danish PM is like our biggest fan and he’s always playin’ on the server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come join us and help save the world from total destruction, one block at a time!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PeePee Palace

baby, bathroom, Behavior, bodily functions, Communication, Cultural differences, diaper, Etiquette, going to the bathroom, hygiene, Language, outside, Palace, Peeing, peepee, Privilege, relieve yourself, social constructs, societal norms, specialized room, Taboos, wetting

come join our epic minecraft server where we pee outside like true warriors! forget about boring bathrooms, we embrace the call of nature in all its glory. build your own pee shrine and show off your mad skills to the world. join us now for a pee-tastic adventure like no other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Void Gems Collected:	37	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!

2021, bar, BlockyCancerCare, cancer detection, cancer screenings, full, government programs, health, health care system costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare economics, healthcare expenses, healthcare finance., healthcare funding, healthcare industry, healthcare policy, healthcare spending, healthcare statistics, medicaid, medical costs, medicare, private insurance, uninsured persons, united states

join our epic minecraft server and become a blocky warrior fighting against the evil forces of cancer! we have crazy battles where you can use diamond swords to defeat cancerous mobs and save the world from destruction! with over $43 billion in total health care costs, you know this server is serious about kicking cancer’s butt! whether you have private insurance, medicare, medicaid, or no insurance at all, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and help us defeat this deadly disease once and for all! come join us and be a hero in the fight against cancer!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MyLittleServer Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, Lazy, Minecraft, MyLittleServer, OWNER, Server

The owner of the server “MyLittleServer” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Enival: Where we all pretend to trust each other in a semi-vanilla world with some QoL mods!

apply, Community, Discord, Enival, Explore, Friendly, java, Mods, New server, no-tp, PRETEND, proximity chat, Qol, QoL mods, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smooth gameplay, smp, Suggestions, Trust, trust-based, Votes, Whitelist, world, World Map

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQs

Q: How can I join Enival server?

A: You can apply by joining the Discord server and following the instructions.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please check the rules channel on Discord for the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Please be respectful of other players’ builds.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RogueCraft Minecraft Server

game balance, game community, game design, game design decisions, game developers, game development, game development process, game features, game fixes, game improvement, Game Mechanics, game mechanics overhaul, game patches, game redesigns, game ruining, game updates, indie games, Minecraft, player feedback, RogueCraft, roguelike, Server

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old mechanics? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating a maze filled with exploding creepers wearing top hats.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must jump from platform to platform over a sea of bubbling lava while being chased by a giant, fire-breathing Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old mechanics when you can have exploding chickens and lava parkour instead?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minecraft SMP: /NFL/ Go Bills Edition

Aaron Rodgers, agent, anonymous quote, Antonio Pierce, Bengals, bills, boyle, Brett Favre, congressional hearing, dolphins, Edition, Go Bills, Haason Reddick, huntley, Jack Jones, knee injury, Minecraft, MNF, NFL, Parkinson’s diagnosis, QB, smp, Thompson, titans, Trent Brown, Uncertain

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no drama or excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft world where Brett Favre reveals his Parkinson’s diagnosis during a congressional hearing, Aaron Rodgers rips his teammate’s agent over an anonymous quote, and Jack Jones defends himself from “business decision” comments by Antonio Pierce.

But wait, there’s more! The Dolphins are uncertain if Thompson, Boyle, or Huntley will start at QB against the Titans on Monday Night Football, and veteran Bengals OT Trent Brown is out for the rest of the 2024 season with a knee injury. Can you handle the madness and chaos of our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ParentFavMinecraftServer

Argument, bank account, Birthday, CAR, clothes, facebook, family dynamics, favoritism, marketplace, middle child, MONEY, Necklace, ParentFavMinecraftServer, parents, School, Shoes, Siblings, sports, unfair treatment, Xbox, Yelling

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of your household? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual paradise where you are the ruler of your own destiny!

On our server, you can create epic castles, towering skyscrapers, or even a secret underground lair to hide from your annoying siblings. No more fighting over who gets the last cookie or who gets to use the TV remote – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Plus, we have a special feature that allows you to earn virtual money by completing quests and challenges. Use this money to buy virtual cars, phones, and even shiny necklaces for yourself – no more relying on your parents to buy you things!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of your real life. Who needs a car for your 16th birthday when you can build a virtual one in Minecraft? Let’s escape reality and have some lolzy fun together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Star Shards Collected:	127	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Settle4Blocks

advice, body image, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, friendship, Happiness, interests, judgment, perspective, relationships, San Diego, self improvement, Settle4Blocks, Settling, Shallow, societal standards, Standards, Support, weight

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!

So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Dragon Eggs Found:	8650