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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 4860 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 7283 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 37 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
We’ve got a player named Abby who will do anything to reclaim her title as the fattest person in the room – even if it means challenging you to an eating contest! Watch as she tries to out-eat you all day long, only to end up in a food coma and a bathroom marathon. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!
But that’s not all – our server is full of crazy drama and family feuds that will keep you entertained for hours. From accusations of weight-shaming to hospital stays for mysterious infections, you’ll never know what to expect next.
So come join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and blocky adventures. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our Minecraft server?