Food4Fornication

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playin’ on this epic minecraft server, and you eat a carrot or somethin’, and suddenly you’re feelin’ all pumped up and ready to go, if ya know what i mean wink wink but then you eat a potato and you’re just like, nah man, i’m too tired for this shizz, i just wanna nap.

join our server for the ultimate food-induced rollercoaster of emotions! one minute you’re ready to take on the world, the next you’re passin’ out from too much bread. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. trust me, you ain’t never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come on down and see for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true power of food in the world of minecraft. or maybe you’ll just end up eatin’ cake and passin’ out in a corner. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

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    Cobblemon Ranked Battles Done Right

    Cobblemon Champions is a Cobblemon server that is built around competitive balance while still being social and fun. It does not let battles turn into a mess from power creep or wallet wins.

    The big thing here is a custom points based system where every Pokemon has a point value. You build teams to fit a seasonal cap and right now Season 3 is live with a 38 point cap so fights stay fair and creative.

    There are player run gyms plus an Elite 4 with real rules and real stakes. Gyms rotate by season and progression is meant to feel meaningful.

    If you like organized play they run draft leagues and tournaments with weekly battles playoffs and championship events. PvE content like raids bosses monuments and events is made to help you build better teams instead of just AFK farming.

    They also keep perks cosmetic and quality of life only so competitive integrity stays the main rule.

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  • AvalonEarth EarthSMP Towny Wars

    AvalonEarth EarthSMP Towny Wars

    AvalonEarth is an EarthSMP style server with a big 1 to 500 map so there is tons of space to explore and claim land.

    It uses Towny and the whole point is making towns and nations. You can start a nation right away because the server gives starter money so you do not have to grind first.

    There is a lot of conflict and wars if you like PvP and politics. If you do not want that you can still play peaceful and try to avoid the fighting.

    Money mainly comes from jobs plus farming and fishing. The server has seasons and season two is running now with a growing community.

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  • Fresh Nation Lore Survival With Railways

    Fresh Nation Lore Survival With Railways

    I found a fresh survival server that is all about nations and lore. It is meant to feel brutal but fair and it is not an anarchy place. You are not dealing with random griefing and it is not constant pvp either.

    The cool part is that big fights and rewards happen through structured systems. The owner wrote a lot of lore and it is tied to an ongoing web novel. The world is supposed to feel like you are living inside a story with characters and events.

    Travel and the economy are built around a strict railway system. The world capital at spawn and the three nation capitals are linked by two way rails. Trade between nations has to go through the railway stations and the railways are permanent world infrastructure so messing with them is a serious offense.

    When you join you start in an orientation hall. NPCs explain the three nations and what each one is like plus how railways vaults nation points and trading rules work. You can explore by rail first and visit all nations before you commit to one.

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  • Relaxed Small SMP Needs More Friends

    Relaxed Small SMP Needs More Friends

    I found a small Minecraft server that has about five people right now and they want a few more players to join.

    It sounds super relaxed and it is mostly about chilling playing and talking with no pressure.

    They are on version 1.21.11.

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  • True Vanilla PvP With Raids

    True Vanilla PvP With Raids

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    Griefing and raiding are fully allowed so if someone finds your base they can take your stuff. There are no land claims or protected zones so you build at your own risk.

    Hacking and x ray are banned and the server tries to keep fights fair. There is no economy stuff no vote crates and no pay to win.

    It runs on version 1.21.11.

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