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PrisonBreakCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	114	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	39	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Farms Harvested:	635
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Divine Spears Created:	21

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ores Mined:	3137	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	382	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Votes:	2835
Zombie Dances:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	New Chunks Explored:	713765
Mines Excavated:	4665	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8619
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	175	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	3742
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	195
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Votes:	990

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4193
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5645
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔