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WifeWars Minecraft Server

ADD, Attention, career, continuous contract, dreams, education, family, finances, Healthcare, interview process, Kids, medical school, Minecraft, Moving, Nurse, Pension, relationships, residency, Server, substitute teacher, supporting wife, WifeWars

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6917
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Items Found:	3473
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Farms Harvested:	461

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic and intense than your wife’s sudden decision to go to medical school? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your wife’s midlife crisis look like a walk in the park.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.

With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?

So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.

UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crops Grown:	4675
Secret Passages Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Emeralds Found:	2680
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Votes:	3309
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mines Excavated:	1386
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	9677

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	4704	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Towns Built:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Villages Defended:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Crops Grown:	7612
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	New Chunks Explored:	235391
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Star Shards Collected:	159	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	5570
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Ores Mined:	9101

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Divine Spears Created:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	1765
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).