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| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 6237 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
so, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of unicorns and bacon rainbows. we got so many cool things like flying pigs, talking zombies, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.
if u join dis server, u will be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers from ur eyes and ride on a giant chicken that farts glitter. oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky made entirely of cotton candy? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where all the players have to team up to defeat a giant dragon made out of bubblegum. and if u manage to defeat it, u will be rewarded with a magical sword that can turn ur enemies into fluffy bunnies.
so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright weird adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
