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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 7133 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 89 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
so, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of unicorns and bacon rainbows. we got so many cool things like flying pigs, talking zombies, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.
if u join dis server, u will be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers from ur eyes and ride on a giant chicken that farts glitter. oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky made entirely of cotton candy? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where all the players have to team up to defeat a giant dragon made out of bubblegum. and if u manage to defeat it, u will be rewarded with a magical sword that can turn ur enemies into fluffy bunnies.
so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright weird adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
