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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4066 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 23 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
plus, we got a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade you some out-of-this-world items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they just want emeralds. but still, pretty cool, right?
oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava pit in the middle of spawn? it’s like a hot tub, but way more dangerous. so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. who needs flying cars when you have all this craziness to explore?