yo, come join our minecraft server where we got flying cars that are even more inconvenient than in real life! like, they’re always crashing into each other and causing chaos. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

plus, we got a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade you some out-of-this-world items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they just want emeralds. but still, pretty cool, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava pit in the middle of spawn? it’s like a hot tub, but way more dangerous. so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. who needs flying cars when you have all this craziness to explore?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Towns Built: 1 Love Letters Sent: 3
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48
Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Potions Brewed: 119
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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