yo, come join our minecraft server where we got flying cars that are even more inconvenient than in real life! like, they’re always crashing into each other and causing chaos. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

plus, we got a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade you some out-of-this-world items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they just want emeralds. but still, pretty cool, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava pit in the middle of spawn? it’s like a hot tub, but way more dangerous. so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. who needs flying cars when you have all this craziness to explore?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 9410 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Divine Spears Created: 29
Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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