yo, come join our minecraft server where we got flying cars that are even more inconvenient than in real life! like, they’re always crashing into each other and causing chaos. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

plus, we got a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade you some out-of-this-world items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they just want emeralds. but still, pretty cool, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava pit in the middle of spawn? it’s like a hot tub, but way more dangerous. so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. who needs flying cars when you have all this craziness to explore?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
Mines Excavated: 3547 Endless Night Skies: 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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