hey u, yes u, do u want to join a minecraft server that will make ur teeth sparkle like diamonds? well, u gotta join our server cuz we add FLUORIDE to our drinking water in the game! ur teeth will be so strong, creepers will be scared to blow up near u!

we got a Cochrane review that says our fluoridation benefits have declined since the 1970s, but who cares about that when ur teeth are gonna be SHINY AF! plus, we got fluoride toothpaste in the game too, so u can double up on that dental health swag.

join our server now and watch as ur teeth become the envy of all the other players. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this dental adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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