Fluid Client Lounge | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4723	Divine Spears Created:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!

AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

adulting, AdultingSMP, aging, bills, budgeting, career advancement, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial stress, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, mental health, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, social expectations, TAXES, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	5

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

CraftyTortureLand

anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyTortureLand, daily torture, depression, emotional wellbeing, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Animals Bred:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Votes:	8982

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Join our server and escape the daily torture of monotony! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So say goodbye to boring and hello to insanity – join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server

Brazil, controversial case, criminal investigation, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, global news, government response, human rights violations, international justice, international law, Israeli soldier, justice system, legal implications, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, military personnel, Minecraft, Police investigation, political tensions, Server, vacation, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.

join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, ARMS, blinken, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, hindsight, international relations, intervention, Invasion, military aid, Preparation, Support, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	511	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Villages Defended:	5

lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.

Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

Hot Herbivore Haven

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diets, animal evolution, animal physiology, Animals, digestive challenges, Evolution, Haven, herbivore, herbivore evolution, Herbivores, herbivorous animals, higher body temperatures, hot, land vertebrates, plant based diet, plant-based diets, temperature adaptation, temperature effects, thermal regulation, vertebrate diets, vertebrate evolution

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where animals with higher body temperatures turn into herbivores, like what even? imagine a cow turning into a rabbit just because it’s too hot, like woah. it’s like a crazy evolution party up in here. we got all the major land vertebrate groups getting their herbivore on, dealing with those plant-based diet struggles like champs. it’s a wild ride, man. so come on over and witness the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll see a lion munching on some grass or a crocodile chomping on a salad. anything is possible in this wacky world of ours.

Crafted Resort!

alliances, armor, battle, Bounty, building, Cosmetics, crafted, dragons, friendship, Fun, gameplay, Join, Kingdoms, Medieval Fantasy, Modded, proximity chat, resort, seasons system, Server, smp, Solo, Staff

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Minecraft Server: Crafted Resort

Overview:

Features	Modded server with Ice and Fire dragons, armor, building items, and cosmetics
Additional Features	Proximity chat, Bounty feature, Kingdoms system
Seasons	Season 1 theme: Medieval Fantasy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are there dragons on this server?	Yes, the server includes Ice and Fire dragons for players to interact with.
Is there a Kingdoms system in place?	Yes, players can form teams and apply to create official kingdoms for battles and alliances.
Are solo players allowed on the server?	Yes, there is no rule against staying solo on the server. Players can choose to play alone or join a team.
What is the theme of Season 1?	The theme for Season 1 is Medieval Fantasy, with a different theme for each season.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the following link: Join here

Neon Genesis Raising Project 1.20.6

1.20.6, Affair, comedy, Erotic, Falling, genesis, genre, GIANT, guardian, Jet Alone, Kadokawa Shoten, Manga, Neon, neon genesis evangelion, Osamu Takahashi, Parent, Project, Raising, Raising Project, ROBOT, romance, Romantic, Shinji Ikari, Shounen Ace, spin-off, Tropes, video game, Yui Ikari

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like Neon Genesis Evangelion on steroids? It’s like if Shinji Ikari was raising creepers instead of robots, bro!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate romance comedy spin-off where Shinji deals with all the drama of raising explosive creatures while trying to keep his own life together. It’s like a manga come to life, but with blocks and pickaxes, yo!

Forget about the original Neon Genesis Evangelion, this server is where the real action is at. Get ready for some erotic romantic comedy mixed with giant robotlike things – it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of raising creepers in a world where falling is just part of the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? It’s gonna be lit!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, aunt, babysit, Confidence, cousins, DAUGHTER, dress code, fairy tale, family drama, GirlMom, husband, Minecraft, New Year, npd, parents, relationship, Server, sister, under the stars, update, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Farms Harvested:	183	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a family dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalries, dress code debates, and heartwarming resolutions!

Embark on a quest to mend relationships with your virtual family members, just like this player did with her sister. Will you be able to convince your sister to let you wear what you want to family gatherings? Will you finally be allowed to talk about your accomplishments without judgment? Only time will tell on our server!

Experience the joy of a fairytale wedding under the stars, complete with a cute checkerboard dress and a handsome prince by your side. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own happily ever after in Minecraft?

Join now and unlock the ultimate gift of family acceptance and love. Plus, you might even score some babysitting gigs for your virtual niece! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures waiting for you on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and start your own epic family saga!

BabyBlockParty

BabyBlockParty, family boundaries, mother-in-law boundaries, newborn boundaries, newborn boundaries with family, newborn boundaries with visitors, newborn care, newborn health, newborn health guidelines, newborn health precautions, newborn holding restrictions, newborn holding rules, newborn hospital rules, newborn immunity, newborn safety, newborn visitation policy, NICU baby, NICU nurse, NICU visitation, preemie baby, restricting who holds newborn

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Love Letters Sent:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can set strict boundaries like this mom did for her preemie baby? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, only the parents (you) are allowed to hold any virtual babies in the game. No sneaky grandparents or random players can snatch them up without your permission. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no viruses allowed” policy, so your baby avatars will stay safe and healthy. Plus, we offer daily updates on in-game progress, just like this mom did for her real baby. Join now and experience the ultimate protective parenting experience in Minecraft!

CraftyMen SMP

CraftyMen, smp

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	513	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Ores Mined:	7653

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb dot com, like seriously you guys, you HAVE to join because the admins are like total babes and they give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a chicken. So like, come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever 🥔💃🕺

CreepyCraft Night Shift

bizarre happenings, chilling experiences, creepy, creepycraft, eerie, ghostly encounters, Graveyard Shift, haunted workplace, late night, mysterious events, night, night shift tales, night shift workers, Paranormal, scary stories, Shift, spooky, strange occurrences, Supernatural, things that go bump in the night, unexplained, unsettling incidents, witnessed

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4701	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
New Chunks Explored:	215695	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of working the night shift and only encountering creepy things in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only creepy things you’ll witness are the skeletons and zombies trying to attack you. Say goodbye to late-night office hauntings and hello to late-night block building fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive a night in our server, you’ll be granted the ability to see in the dark in real life. Who needs sleep when you can have Minecraft adventures instead? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate night shift warrior!

TransGas Minecraft Server

eastern europe, economic support, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy imports, energy negotiations, energy security, european union, foreign policy, gas purchase, gas supply, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Minecraft, political alliances, regional politics, russia, Russian influence, Server, TransGas, Transnistria, West

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

so like, this server is like the Transnistria of Minecraft servers, we don’t need no gas from the West cuz we got all the power from our epic redstone contraptions! Plus, we’re just chillin’ here waitin’ for Russia to come swoop in and help us out, just like how we’ll swoop in and help you out when you join our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of crazy adventures and epic builds. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how we roll in this crazy Minecraft server!

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, defense systems, drone warfare, eastern europe, foreign components, foreign parts, international relations, military conflict, military equipment, military escalation, military intervention, military technology, missile attacks, political tensions, russian aggression, Russian drones, Russian missiles, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian crisis, WARFARE, Zelensky

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Animals Bred:	49	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more than 50,000 foreign parts found in Russian drones, missiles launched at Ukraine this week, Zelensky says. why join? cuz we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen, with drones flying around and missiles launching left and right. it’s like a war zone but in minecraft! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a russian drone attack in minecraft? join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in this insane world we’ve created.

Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2