| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 1673 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Star Shards Collected: | 70 |
| Animals Bred: | 45 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 3227 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 54 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 6152 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 69 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 6518 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8861 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 352 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 5056 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 141 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 5476 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 91 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 9067 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4563 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5958 |
| Animals Bred: | 64 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 452 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 4517 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 66 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 8381 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 5204 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8476 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 2821 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 6114 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 16 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 7786 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 8844 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 291 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Votes: | 1757 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 70 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 7580 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 179 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 78 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 6166 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
