Deserved Ballon D’or Minecraft SMP

achievement, Analysis, athlete, award, ballon, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, d’or, debate, DESERVED, discussion, football, History, Impact, injured, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, smp, Soccer, sports, TEAM, winner

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and witness epic battles between players, insane pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing, and even a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Legend has it that the winner of our annual Ballon D’or competition will receive unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly in-game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the most chaotic and hilarious server out there!

AwkwardBonersMC

awkward arousal, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardBonersMC, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny anecdotes, funny stories, inappropriate arousal, public arousal, public embarrassment, strange experiences, strange places, uncomfortable arousal, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, weird places, weird situations

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mines Excavated:	1387	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building giant phallic structures with your friends, only to have them mysteriously disappear overnight. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky tower the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Awkward Arousal Challenge,” where players must navigate a maze filled with sexy villagers and avoid getting a little too excited. It’s a test of skill, endurance, and sheer willpower (not to mention a great way to embarrass yourself in front of your friends).

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

UkrainianCraft: Legions Unleashed

Ambassador, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, cross-border, Defense, deployment, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, legions, military training, military unit, Peacekeeping, Poland, SECURITY, solidarity, training program, Ukraine, Ukrainian Legion, UkrainianCraft, Unleashed

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	167
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

LOL this server is like a wild ride through a Ukrainian Legion training camp in Poland, but in Minecraft form! Join us for the ultimate battle against creepers and zombies, just like the brave soldiers of the First Ukrainian Legion! Ambassador says it’s the most epic server ever, so you gotta join now before the enemy mobs take over and we all get sent to the End dimension! Let’s show those pixelated baddies who’s boss, comrade!

AscalonCraft

bedrock, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, java edition, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Quests, Redstone, resource pack, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Void Armor Forged:	29
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Emeralds Found:	7174
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

AscalonCraft is a Minecraft server with a variety of fun features to enhance your gameplay.

Key highlights include: Jobs: Choose from professions like Miner, Builder, Fisherman, and more, each with unique tasks and rewards. Shops: Trade with other players through player-owned shops, buying and selling resources and items. Active Community: Join a friendly, welcoming community of players. Custom Features: Enjoy unique challenges, events, and mini-games Friendly Staff: A dedicated team ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

AscalonCraft combines adventure, economy, and community in one exciting Minecraft world!

ascaloncraft.mclogin.nl

Racoon Hideout

#exciting, Accepted, Active, BUILD, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Featured, Friendly, Fun, Hosting, Join, Minecraft, new, non toxic, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Tight nit, Tournaments

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Welcome to our new Minecraft server! We’re building a fun, friendly, and active community. Join us and be part of something exciting! We want to make a non toxic, tight nit community where everyone is accepted. Builds will be featured and we will be hosting tournaments too. Suggestions are always open for anything about us or the server. Remember we are new so there will still be some things to work out, but we hope you can join and make something great.

play.racoonhideout.co.uk

Cactus Oasis 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cactus, gets cactus’d cactus meme funny prank humor internet culture viral social media trending comedy joke plant spiky succulent thorns prickly unexpected surprise internet humor, Oasis

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have the sickest cactus traps that will have you screaming “ouch” in real life!

And get this, they have a whole underground world filled with lava and diamonds just waiting for you to explore. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with creepers instead of Nazis.

Oh, and did I mention the secret roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? Yeah, it’s like Space Mountain, but with more fire and brimstone.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT traps).

Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

Arrogant, Boomers, Call, DISRESPECTFUL, dont, ENEMY, entitled, intolerant, Minecraft, Narcissistic, older generation, out of touch, people, people in their 70s, Prime, self-absorbed, self-centered, selfish, smp, unforgivable, ungrateful, unkind, zero respect

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.

Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.

Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.

ZapCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, Eastern Europe conflict, geopolitical tensions, international relations, International tensions, military attack, military casualties, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, missile strike, russian military, Russian officers killed, security threats, Senior Russian officers, Server, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian HIMARS strike, war casualties, ZapCraft, Zaporizhzhia Region

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Enchantments Applied:	168	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Gods Slained:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS DEN A UKRAINIAN HIMARS STRIKE, THREE SENIOR RUSSIAN OFFICERS GOT REKT IN OUR ZAPORIZHZHIA REGION! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE DA MADNESS! BUILD UR BASE, RAID UR ENEMIES, AND WATCH OUT FOR FLYING CREEPERS! JOIN NOW IF U DARE, BUT BE WARNED, U MIGHT LOSE UR MIND IN DA PROCESS! #BOOM #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CREEPERSCANTFLY #LOLZ

NukeCraftUSA

arms race, cold war, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear proliferation, nuclear testing, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftUSA, russia, SECURITY, Tensions, trump, united states, Warning, world leaders

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4665	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

OMG u guyz gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, Russia is warning the US about nuclear stuff and Trump is like “no way bro” and then they start a war but then they’re like “wait let’s settle this on this epic minecraft server instead” and now we gotta build nukes and stuff to see who wins! Join now for the ultimate showdown and maybe even start World War 3 in minecraft lolz!

EmotionCraft – Emoji Masters

Behavior, Communication, digital communication, emoji, EMOJIS, emotional intelligence, emotionally intelligent, EmotionCraft, Expression, Friends, gender differences, Language, Masters, Men, nonverbal cues, Psychology, relationships, romantic partners, Social Interaction, social media, Technology, Texting, Women

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Love Letters Sent:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the emojis flow like a river of tears from emotionally intelligent women and men with high emotional intelligence! 🌈💖🤣

imagine a world where every block is made of emojis and every mob speaks in emoticons! 🤯🤪

our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping heart emojis instead of exploding! 💣❤️

join us now and experience the most emotionally intelligent minecraft server in the universe! 🚀🌌

who needs diamonds when you can mine for emojis and build a castle out of heart emojis? 💎❤️🏰

don’t be a square, join our server and let your emotions run wild in the world of minecraft! 😜🎮💥

Surviville SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Come immerse yourself in Minecraft’s newest SMP server. With an enhanced focus on quests, community, and a survival experience you will love! Anti-grief enabled. Support the server by purchasing ranks, keys, and more. Can’t support? No problem! Everything purchasable from shop can be claimed just by grinding the game giving everyone the same opportunities.

play.surviville.org:63019

Sakura.network

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Economy, Events, EXCITEMENT, Fun, Gaming, japanese, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sakura Network, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Welcome to Sakura.Network! A Japanese-themed server full of fun and excitement!

88.209.197.230:41537

Whiteil Minecraft server

Communication, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, No Donations, Relaxation, Server, TEAM, Vanilla, Whiteil

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	722	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

On our server you can find a lot of communication, friends and team, relaxation and just have fun in the atmosphere of a vanilla game..

There are no donations, have a good time

185.9.145.205:25766

Sweet pea

Adventure, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Griefing, hard mode, Minigames, Pea, Plugins, PvP, resource pack, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, SWEET, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	148
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	182
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7061	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Sweetpea Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Features
Sweetpea is a fun Minecraft server full of little mods to help you play.	/shop for buying and selling items, multiple towns to join, annual reset in June.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the IP address for Sweetpea server?	The IP address is Sweetpeamc.com
What features does the server offer?	The server offers a /shop for buying and selling items, multiple towns to join, and an annual reset in June.
Who is the creator of the server?	Thegaffer19 is the creator of the Sweetpea Minecraft server.
How often does the server reset?	The server resets annually in June.

Frosty Peaks 1.20.3

1.20.3, best fallout, christmas, controversial, debate, deserving, fallout 3, family, Festive, frosty, funny, Gaming, holiday, humor, mom, naughty list, opinion, Peaks, plowed by Santa, santa, Santa Claus, video games, Winter

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	4703	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Bro, forget about Santa plowing your mom, join this Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers that explode like fireworks on New Year’s Eve!

Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you like looking directly at the sun!

Build a house so epic, even Herobrine would be jealous!

Join us and never worry about getting lost in the Nether, because we have signs pointing you to the nearest bacon dispenser!

Don’t be a noob, join our server and become a Minecraft legend!

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