| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 6639 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 3044 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 5179 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Animals Bred: | 49 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!
And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!
Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!
Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 2081 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!
Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 4892 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 2863 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 3105 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4833 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 1005 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 19 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 360 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 108 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 5659 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 554 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 7993 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 9989 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 121 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 5173 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Votes: | 4270 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5697 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9154 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 182 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | New Chunks Explored: | 556365 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 8320 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 2002 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Potions Brewed: | 72 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 6139 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 132 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 9905 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9104 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 113 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
