| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 1652 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
smp.floralcove.fun
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 1652 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
You’ll never be bored on this server because there are so many mini-games to play, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a flaming potato before it explodes. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every hour on the hour.
Plus, the in-game currency is actually chocolate coins that you can use to buy magical flying pigs as mounts. And did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with llamas as DJs?
So forget about dkoldies and come join this Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity).
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4288 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 231 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Forget about fitting in with the crowd, on our server, we celebrate individuality and uniqueness. Just like how this mom embraces her son’s choice of clothing, we embrace all players for who they are. Who cares what others think when you’re having a blast building, mining, and crafting in a world where judgment is left at the door?
So come on, join us and let your creativity shine brighter than those sparkly pink clothes in this mom’s son’s wardrobe. Don’t be afraid to stand out and be yourself, because on our server, we celebrate diversity and self-expression. Who knows, you might just find a new pair of purple shoes that fit you perfectly!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 3779 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 8153 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground cooking competition where players battle it out to create the most outrageous dishes using only Minecraft ingredients. From diamond-encrusted cakes to lava-infused soups, the culinary creativity knows no bounds!
So if you’re looking for a break from the kitchen and a whole lot of laughs, join our Minecraft server today and let the cooking chaos begin!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 3940 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
and get this, we got this one player who built a replica of the White House, but with a twist. instead of Trump, we got a giant chicken as the president. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you gotta see it to believe it.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we plan to, like, take over the Gaza Strip in Minecraft? yeah, Trump himself said he’s gonna lead the charge and he might even use American troops. it’s gonna be, like, the biggest battle in Minecraft history, bro.
so, if you wanna be part of this epic adventure and witness the craziest shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4618 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 7140 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 4997 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 49 |
Join our server for the most insane brewing experience of your life! Imagine sippin’ on a tasty pea-flavored sour beer while building your dream Minecraft world. It’s like a party in your mouth and in the game!
Forget boring old brewing methods, we’ve got the craziest and most unique brewing process you’ve ever seen. Plus, our community is lit AF and always down for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this pea party started!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 8297 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
ᴍɪɴᴇʀᴍᴄ ᴀ ᴍɪɴᴇᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ꜱɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱᴛɪᴄ ꜱᴇʀarse ᴜʀᴇꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀʜ, ꜱ known
ɪ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ꜱɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ᴀꜱ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ɢᴇᴛ ꜰᴇᴇʟɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ʙᴜᴛ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ ꜱᴏ ᴊᴏɪɴ ꜰᴀꜱᴛ ᴀꜱ ɪᴛ ɪꜱ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟᴀᴜɴᴄʜ ʀᴇɢᴀʀᴅꜱ Tᴇᴀᴍ ᴍɪɴᴇʀᴍᴄ
miners.cbu.net:10168
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1253 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
Welcome to ValoriaSMP – A World of Adventure Awaits!
Step into a realm where you can build, explore, and conquer! In ValoriaSMP, you will forge alliances, create powerful cities, and shape the world around you. Gather resources, uncover hidden secrets, and prove your strength against rivals. – Exciting events and challenges – Team up or compete with others – Build your own legacy – A vast and immersive world
Will you rise to greatness or be lost to history? The journey is yours to take!
Join now and start your adventure!
ValoriaSMP.minecraftserver.nl
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 2775 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 918 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our diamonds sparkle brighter than Kim Kardashian’s bling, and our zombies breakdance better than Michael Jackson. Plus, our creepers tell the funniest dad jokes – like, you won’t even be mad when they blow up your house.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of insanity and chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 9817 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 162 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 264 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking chickens who give out quests and rewards, like one time I got a pet creeper that follows me around and explodes on command, it’s so cool! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where we ride llamas through obstacle courses and dodge fireballs, it’s a riot!
So come join us on this totally legit and not made up at all Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of unicorns with laser eyes, then maybe stay away… but seriously, JOIN US!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 4530 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 7441 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5109 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 1398 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 231 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 7681 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 29 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5856 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 2586 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
We hope to see you online!
historiapvp.net
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 1549 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
You can build your own MAGA tower or a Biden bunker, whatever floats your boat!
We even have a special area where you can debate with other players about why Republicans are so retarded, but in a fun way!
Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or something like that!
