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Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Divine Spears Created:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Animals Bred:	42	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Magic Items Found:	1211	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Crops Grown:	9193	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Potions Brewed:	35
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Emeralds Found:	9456
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

The Best Wrestler Minecraft SMP

aew, best wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling champion, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legend, wrestling match, wrestling moves, wrestling performance, wrestling ring, wrestling skills, wrestling superstar, wrestling technique, wwe

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Mines Excavated:	2011	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can wrestle is a pig? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the best wrestler in all of Minecraft! He goes by the name of Diamond Slam and he’s taken down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with his signature move, the TNT Tombstone Piledriver!

Join our server and witness epic wrestling matches between players, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be the one to dethrone Diamond Slam and take his place as the ultimate wrestler?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft wrestling like never before. Just be sure to bring your A-game and maybe a diamond sword or two, because things are about to get rowdy!

PianoCraft Minecraft Server

Commitment, Competition, DAUGHTER, Dedication, EMBARRASSMENT, extracurricular activities, family, friendship, Minecraft, musical education, musical interests, parental decisions, peer pressure, piano lessons, Pianocraft, progress, Quitting, recital, rules, Server, social dynamics, Support, talent

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Dimension Hops:	9	Enchantments Applied:	281
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Looking for a server that will teach you dedication and perseverance like never before? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Just like Annie’s commitment to piano lessons, we require all players to stick with the game for a year before they can quit (no questions asked if they do decide to leave after that).

Join us and practice your Minecraft skills for at least an hour every day, just like Annie practices piano. Who knows, you might even make rapid progress and impress everyone with your building skills!

And don’t worry about playing the same old game, our server is constantly evolving with new challenges and adventures. Just like Annie, who played the same piece as a 6 year old, you’ll have the chance to show off your skills and compete with other players.

But beware of the frenemies on the server, just like Annie’s former best friend Emily. They may try to outdo you with their well-known Chopin pieces (or in this case, epic builds). But remember, it’s all in good fun and competition only makes you stronger!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to stick with it for a year. And who knows, maybe you’ll surprise yourself with how much you enjoy the challenge!

CelebCraft: 3StarReviewLOL

3StarReviewLOL, cameo, CelebCraft, CELEBRITY REVIEW, clarification, Communication, customer feedback, customer satisfaction, customer service, entertainment industry, holiday message, honest review, message response, misunderstanding, online interaction, Personal Message, Prompt, social media, unique video, video content, video request

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2638
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Votes:	9292	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Emeralds Found:	7315
Void Gems Collected:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old celebrities who can’t even follow a simple request on Cameo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, every player gets a personalized greeting from their favorite characters!

Imagine logging in and seeing Steve from Minecraft wishing you a happy birthday while riding a llama, or Herobrine telling you a joke that will make you laugh for days. Our celebrities are dedicated to making your experience unforgettable, even if they sometimes forget to follow the prompt.

Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with unique videos that will make you question reality. Who needs real celebrities when you can have virtual ones who actually listen to your requests? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to interact with your favorite characters in the most hilarious way possible!

FicCharSwapMCSMP

Alternate Reality, book character, daydream, different perspective, dream job, dream scenario, Escape, exciting adventure, FANTASY, favorite character, FicCharSwapMCSMP, fictional character, imagination, magical experience, movie character, role reversal, storybook character, swap lives, temporary change, TV character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	7923
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Votes:	7375
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Farms Harvested:	359	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

OMG guys, if you join this epic Minecraft SMP, you can totally swap lives with any fictional character for a day! Like, imagine being Spongebob Squarepants and living in a pineapple under the sea, or being Harry Potter and casting spells all day long. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! You can also ride on a flying llama while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness that goes down in this server.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just end up becoming the ultimate meme lord of the Minecraft world. YOLO, amirite?

GiftGriefCraft

awkward conversations, Communication, expressing gratitude, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift giving etiquette, gift giving tips, gift receiving, GiftGriefCraft, Honesty, lying.., opinion, receiving gifts, receiving presents, relationships, showing appreciation, social etiquette, tactful responses, telling the truth, thoughtful gifts, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of real life gift-giving and dive into a world of blocky fun!

Join us if you want to avoid those cringy moments when you receive a gift you absolutely hate. On our server, you can simply build a giant statue of yourself holding a sign that says “Worst gift ever!” and watch as your friends laugh and applaud your honesty.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gift Goblin, a mischievous creature who steals bad gifts and replaces them with diamonds and rare items. So if Aunt Mildred gives you another pair of socks for Christmas, just leave them out for the Gift Goblin and see what treasures he leaves in return.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where honesty is the best policy and bad gifts are a thing of the past!

Players:	104/900	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mines Excavated:	2867
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4