Flood >USA Minecraft Server

1 like 1 prayer, caught off guard, climate change, community support, Corruption, disaster relief, Donate, emergency response, environmental crisis, Flood, global warming, gtUSA, Humanitarian Aid, impossible to predict, Incompetence, low iq people, Minecraft, mothernature, natural disaster, plastic pollution, Server, thirdie, Usa

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bachis, Based, Demons, Epic, FANTASY, folklore, Fun, Japanese culture, kagura, Kagurabachi, Legendary, Manga, Minecraft, Powerful, Samurai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, sword fighting, Traditional, warrior, yokai

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	777	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ores Mined:	6605
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

browser, bugs, Challenges, Chrome, coding, Development, enshittification, extensions, Feedback, glitches, IMPROVEMENTS, influx, influx of users, Issues, manifest v3, Minecraft, process, programming, smp, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, Updates, user experience, Users

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Farms Harvested:	623	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlockNeighborLawsuit

BlockNeighborLawsuit, dog attack, dog bite, dog leash laws, dog owner liability, financial compensation, insurance coverage, lawsuit, legal action, legal responsibility, lost wages, medical bills, neighbor dispute, neighbor negligence, neighbor relationship, nerve damage, permanent damage, personal injury, property rights, trespassing, vicious dog

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	2422	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Animals Bred:	129	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

acceptance, aging, Experience, Gratitude, gray hair, health concerns, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, Retirement, Self Discovery, Surprise, SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BlockPartySingle

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Animals Bred:	130
Zombie Dances:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

bright squeezed vacuum, coherent control, Fun, Harmonic, harmonic generation, HIGH, high-harmonic generation, laser physics, Nature Physics, nonlinear dynamics, nonlinear optics, optical engineering, optical physics, photonics, quantum coherence, quantum electrodynamics, Quantum Mechanics, quantum optics, quantum phenomena, quantum technology, squeezed states, SqueezyCraft, ultrafast science, vacuum fluctuations

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Void Gems Collected:	38	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Magic Items Found:	4561	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Active, Community, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, FightMine, Friendly, Minecraft, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, PvPvP, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Survival, Vanilla

The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Animals Bred:	190	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

2007, character creation, Character customization, creeper, emotionally invested, FANTASY, Female Characters, gaming memories, Huge Tits, immersive experience, Minecraft, modding community, Nostalgia, Nude, nude mod, oblivion, PC Gaming, role playing, RPG, Server, Swinging, Throwback, video games, virtual worlds

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

body odor, Cock, cocksmell, Curiosity, fetish, hygiene, intimate discovery, Minecraft, musky smell, olfactory senses, personal experience, pheromones, scent attraction, SELF AWARENESS, self pleasure, self-acceptance, self-exploration, sexual arousal, sexual desire, smell, smp, sniffing, taboo, unique scent

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	118	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, Boundaries, couch surfing, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional support, family, financial support, fresh start, guilt tripping, lost puppy, Marriage, Minecraft, mother figure, mutual friends, Peace, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Server, sibling, suffocation

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CheaterBustersMC

academic integrity, CheaterBustersMC, Cheating, consequences, CURVE, Decision making, Dilemma, education, Ethics, Exam, Fairness, Grades, Honesty, Integrity, Professor, Report, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, STUDENT, test, University

Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1418	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyCrushesMC

Actor, actress, Admiration, attractive, celebrity crush, CraftyCrushesMC, Crush, dreamy, FAMOUS, FANTASY, heartthrob, Hollywood, Idol, infatuation, movie star, musician, Obsession, pop culture, Role Model, Singer, star

Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Dimension Hops:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BeirutBoomCraft

Beirut, Beirut blasts, beirut explosion, BeirutBoomCraft, breaking news, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, devastation, emergency response, explosions, Humanitarian Aid, international news, Israeli air strikes, Israeli airstrikes, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Tragedy, violence, war zone

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Void Armor Forged:	26	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

cream, Gel, gender affirming care, Gender Identity, health disparities, hormone administration, hormone levels, hormone replacement therapy, hormone side effects, hormone therapy, hormone treatment, Injection, LGBTQ, madness, Medical research, Men, menstrual cycle, menstruation, TESTOSTERONE, Trans, trans men, Transgender, transgender health

come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!