Flood >USA Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

Accurate, clairvoyant, eerie, foreboding, gut feeling, gut instinct, gut reaction, GutFeelingGamer, Instincts, instinctual knowledge, intuition, intuition is always right, intuitive hunch, Minecraft, Mysterious, premonition, psychic, sixth sense, smp, strange, trust your gut, Uncanny, Unexplainable

Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	884704	Dragon Eggs Found:	5186
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

Brighten your day, cheerful moments, everyday life, Feel-Good, Gratitude, Happiness, Happy, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, little moments, little things, positive vibes, positivity, Server, simple joys, simple pleasures, small things, Smile, smilecraft, spreading happiness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Emeralds Found:	4349
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

Beirut, Conflict, extremist organization, Hashem Safieddine, HashemCraft, hezbollah, IAF strike, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Nasrallah, political assassination, regional tensions, Report, RETALIATION, security threat, strike, Successor, targeted killing, Terrorism, War on Terror

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crops Grown:	5269
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	259	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bachis, Based, Demons, Epic, FANTASY, folklore, Fun, Japanese culture, kagura, Kagurabachi, Legendary, Manga, Minecraft, Powerful, Samurai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, sword fighting, Traditional, warrior, yokai

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

browser, bugs, Challenges, Chrome, coding, Development, enshittification, extensions, Feedback, glitches, IMPROVEMENTS, influx, influx of users, Issues, manifest v3, Minecraft, process, programming, smp, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, Updates, user experience, Users

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockNeighborLawsuit

BlockNeighborLawsuit, dog attack, dog bite, dog leash laws, dog owner liability, financial compensation, insurance coverage, lawsuit, legal action, legal responsibility, lost wages, medical bills, neighbor dispute, neighbor negligence, neighbor relationship, nerve damage, permanent damage, personal injury, property rights, trespassing, vicious dog

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Farms Harvested:	949	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

acceptance, aging, Experience, Gratitude, gray hair, health concerns, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, Retirement, Self Discovery, Surprise, SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockPartySingle

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Emeralds Found:	3346
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3980	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Void Gems Collected:	38
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Active, Community, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, FightMine, Friendly, Minecraft, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, PvPvP, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Survival, Vanilla

The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4930	Holy Grails Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

2007, character creation, Character customization, creeper, emotionally invested, FANTASY, Female Characters, gaming memories, Huge Tits, immersive experience, Minecraft, modding community, Nostalgia, Nude, nude mod, oblivion, PC Gaming, role playing, RPG, Server, Swinging, Throwback, video games, virtual worlds

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Enchantments Applied:	218	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

body odor, Cock, cocksmell, Curiosity, fetish, hygiene, intimate discovery, Minecraft, musky smell, olfactory senses, personal experience, pheromones, scent attraction, SELF AWARENESS, self pleasure, self-acceptance, self-exploration, sexual arousal, sexual desire, smell, smp, sniffing, taboo, unique scent

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, Boundaries, couch surfing, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional support, family, financial support, fresh start, guilt tripping, lost puppy, Marriage, Minecraft, mother figure, mutual friends, Peace, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Server, sibling, suffocation

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Emeralds Found:	3534
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CheaterBustersMC

academic integrity, CheaterBustersMC, Cheating, consequences, CURVE, Decision making, Dilemma, education, Ethics, Exam, Fairness, Grades, Honesty, Integrity, Professor, Report, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, STUDENT, test, University

Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3744
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.