FloatSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	282028
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	265
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4540	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	512
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Void Gems Collected:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Towns Built:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	128

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Buildings Constructed:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2748
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Towns Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7762	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	186	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1306	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5724
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5866	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mines Excavated:	4913

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	182
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3516
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Towns Built:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	5870
Dimension Hops:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

Players:	107/400	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Dragon Eggs Found:	6140	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8