Welcome to the FloatSMP, we offer lots of different features such as an in-game shop, an auction house, coinflips, kits, crates, leaderboards and so much more! Dont miss out!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join our server and become the hero that we all need! As an elf, you’ll have special powers like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and summon a herd of unicorns to trample your enemies. Plus, you’ll get to ride on giant flying pigs and have a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.
But beware, the griefer trolls are not to be underestimated. They have an army of evil chickens that lay explosive eggs and can turn into giant spiders at will. Only with the help of our brave elf warriors can we hope to defeat them and save our beloved Minecraft world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the epic battle of elves vs. trolls begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 140 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Imagine a server where you can mod the game to your heart’s content, creating your own crazy creatures and epic quests. Want to turn all the creepers into friendly kittens? Go for it! Feel like adding a disco ball to the Ender Dragon fight? Why not!
Our server is like a mad scientist’s lab, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s create some chaos together! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret code that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. The possibilities are endless on our open-source playground!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 245 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
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| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly llamas who guided them through the treacherous lands of Minecraft. Together, they battled evil mobs, built magnificent castles, and even discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds! And all because they joined our server.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, tame dragons as your loyal companions, and even have dance parties with the Endermen! The possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole world of frens waiting for you in Minecraft?
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6051 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 209 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pejuang Senja, whose music will touch your soul and make you question the meaning of life. Need a laugh? Check out our Kaenglish dictionary for some hilarious translations that will leave you in stitches.
And if you’re looking for some epic merch to show off your love for Kaela, look no further! Our server has all the swag you need to represent your favorite hagsmith in style.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos, laughter, and madness that awaits you!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and more drama than you can shake a stick at. Our server is so intense, it’s like a crossover episode between Game of Thrones and The Bachelor.
With characters like Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong, you’ll never be bored. And don’t even get us started on the current character banners – they’re hotter than a dragon’s breath.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 804 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us for a chance to collaborate with Ai-Da on your next build, who knows, maybe you’ll create the next million-dollar masterpiece together! Plus, rumor has it that Ai-Da’s bob haircut is the latest trend among our players – get yours today and become a fashion icon in the Minecraft world!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the craziest, most innovative community in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to strike it rich with your creations!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
1. Our server is powered by magical Viagra blocks that will make your builds stand tall and proud. No more tiny houses for you!
2. The mobs on our server have all been vaccinated by Pfizer, so you don’t have to worry about catching any weird diseases while exploring.
3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the evil boss, Dr. Fauci, and his army of vaccine-resistant zombies. Can you defeat them and save the world?
4. We have a special potion shop where you can buy potions that will give you superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to fly. Just don’t drink too many or you might start seeing Pfizer’s logo everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, thanks to Pfizer!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | New Chunks Explored: | 863757 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!
To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!
Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!
But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 33 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.
From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.
So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?
So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
