FloatSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Love Letters Sent:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	511	Players Killed by Monsters:	1697
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	New Chunks Explored:	930346
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dimension Hops:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magic Items Found:	3829
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	189	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Void Armor Forged:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	189	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Towns Built:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Crops Grown:	9496
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Items Found:	2004
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	309
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	108
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Invisible Walls Found:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Towns Built:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2168
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Players:	96/300	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0