Welcome to the FloatSMP, we offer lots of different features such as an in-game shop, an auction house, coinflips, kits, crates, leaderboards and so much more! Dont miss out!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9027 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 180 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Our latest patch notes are more confusing than trying to explain the plot of Season 13 “Spellbinder” to your grandma. But don’t worry, we’ve got comics, short stories, and music to distract you from the chaos.
In our upcoming season, we’re reworking maps like Havana, Circuit Royale, and Numbani, because who needs consistency anyway? And get ready for new tank characters and Venture skins that will make you question your fashion sense.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of events and updates that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas. But be warned, the sword can only be obtained by completing a series of wacky challenges, such as riding a chicken through a maze of exploding sheep.
If you’re feeling brave, you can also venture into the Nether, where you’ll encounter a gang of mischievous zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are determined to serenade you with their off-key singing until you give them all your diamonds.
And don’t forget about our custom-built mini-games, like llama racing and chicken jousting, where you can compete against other players for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own mafia and will steal your precious loot if you’re not careful. Don’t worry though, you can join forces with the llama mafia and become a master thief yourself!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?
So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret saging this board!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 43 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Magic Items Found: | 7823 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Our latest update includes a new champion, Ambessa, The Matriarch of War, who can summon an army of chickens to do her bidding. And don’t forget about Singed, Vi (Legendary), and Caitlyn (+Prestige) who have joined forces to create chaos like never before.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a talking cow named Bessie who gives out valuable loot. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity with the help of NovelAI V.3? Look no further, because we’ve got unlimited gens for just $25 a month! And don’t forget to check out our BLACKED Clothing line – because who doesn’t want to game in style?
But that’s not all – our BNWO Dictionary will have you speaking in tongues you never knew existed, and our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program will have you earning rewards you never thought possible.
So come join us on this insane journey through the world of Minecraft, where the only thing crazier than the mods is the community. Who knows, you might just end up with a cape so big, it’ll block out the sun.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
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| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 1413 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4852 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us if you want to ride into battle on a pig while throwing exploding chickens at your enemies. Or maybe you prefer to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? The possibilities are endless on our server!
But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emerald stash. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic llama vs player showdown?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who have formed their own civilization. They have their own potato king, potato laws, and even potato currency. Will you befriend the potato people or join forces with the rebellious carrot faction trying to overthrow the potato monarchy? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on the server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Cheese houses, cheese trees, even cheese animals. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat everything in sight?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a soup-tastic, potato-filled, cheese-tastic adventure like no other!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Forget about Bitcoin and altcoins, join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs 180k when you can have a whole inventory full of enchanted diamond gear?
Don’t let financial regret get you down, join our SMP and start building your way to virtual success. Who knows, you might even find a hidden chest filled with virtual riches that will make you forget all about that BTC mishap. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s laugh our way to Minecraft fortune!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Cheats – banInsult to the administration – yesBypass on discord – yes too
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
