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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 6265 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Votes: | 4958 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 95 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!
So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!