FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server

arm floaties, child development, FloatieGoggleFun, goggles, Grandparents, Minecraft, natural skills, overprotective, parental concerns, parenting, pool accidents, pool safety, pool supervision, regression, Safety concerns, Server, strong swimmer, swim classes, swimming, swimming instructor, swimming skills, water safety

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	169
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Potions Brewed:	114
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws putting floaties and goggles on your daughter every time she goes swimming? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we don’t even allow floaties or goggles in-game because we want you to swim freely like a Minecraft fish!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!

So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	536	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Astral Projections Made:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3989	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Items Found:	5844	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Ores Mined:	4314
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Star Shards Collected:	52
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ores Mined:	8892	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CMC

border, Choice, Civilization, cmc, collaboration, Community, DOMINANCE, End.., Exploration, Friends, functioning society, limited resources, Nether, Overworld, Players, renewable resources, Reset, semi anarchy, small world, social experiment, Survival, Wonders

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Crops Grown:	7181

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	135.148.137.95:25612
VERSION	1.21.4
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ

SIMPLE RULES

No Hacks
No Spam
No Dupes

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules.
Is spamming allowed?	No, spamming is not allowed on the server.
What happens if I duplicate items?	Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences.
Is the world size limited?	Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500.
Are resources renewable in the world?	No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Love Letters Sent:	9	Divine Spears Created:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!