FloatersMC – The cure for boring Minecraft servers!

non surgical treatment, natural remedies, Minecraft, Boring, flu shot

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper is a never-ending case of vaxxed-up warts! Our server was born out of a desperate need for distraction after a questionable vaccination experience, and let’s just say things got a little out of hand.

But fear not, fellow player! Join our server and you’ll find a community of wart-ridden warriors who have banded together to fight off these pesky growths in the most epic way possible – by building giant wart-shaped monuments and battling it out in wart-themed PvP arenas.

So if you’re looking for a non-surgical solution to your wart problem, look no further than our Minecraft server. Who needs a dermatologist when you have a diamond sword and a potion of wart removal? Join us today and let’s wart our way to victory!

BabyShowerSnubbed & BabyNoShow

relationships, Birthday, BabyNoShow, Party, OFFENDED

Are you tired of boring friends who don’t even bother to meet your adorable Minecraft baby? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players will shower your virtual baby with love and gifts!

Join us and escape the drama of real life baby showers, where your so-called friends don’t even care about your postpartum medical struggles. On our server, we only care about one thing – adorable pixelated babies!

Don’t waste your time with friends who only care about themselves and their own baby registries. Join our server and surround yourself with players who will throw virtual baby showers for your Minecraft bundle of joy!

So say goodbye to selfish friends and hello to a community that truly cares about your Minecraft baby. Join our server now and let the baby shower festivities begin!

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New Server IP
YouTubeRedCraft

creativity, Digital Learning, #youtube, critical thinking, INFORMATION

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you’ll learn more than Elon Musk’s kids did on YouTube and Reddit! Our server is filled with educational opportunities that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world.

Join us and you’ll discover secret underground societies of villagers who communicate through interpretive dance. You’ll learn how to build a castle out of nothing but dirt and determination, just like Elon Musk built his empire out of memes and rocket fuel.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that if you befriend one of these majestic creatures, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on YouTube and Reddit when you could be exploring our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server? Join us now and become the next Elon Musk of the block-building world!

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CraftyRussianElectionFun

international relations, elections, foreign relations, Central African Republic, accusations

so, like, u know how russia is always causing trouble? well now they’re tryna mess with the elections in central african republic wtf?? like, who even does that?? but don’t worry, cuz on our minecraft server, we got ur back! join us and help us stop those sneaky russians from ruining everything. plus, we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make u forget all about politics and stuff. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

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AlexandriaSMP

Gaming, Decisions, shopping district, world generation, smp

AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Experienced 18+ Admin Team	Admins have a long history of managing successful servers
Community-Driven Decisions	Major decisions made by community through voting
Enhanced World Generation	New map featuring Tectonic World Generation and Arboria
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect	No land claims, operate on trust with quick issue resolution
Regular Events	Bi-weekly events including competitions and tournaments
Thriving Economy	Well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy

AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: How do I join the AlexandriaSMP server?

A: Visit our website at alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord to get started.

Q: What version of Minecraft does AlexandriaSMP use?

A: We are currently on version 1.21.4.

Q: Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?

A: We welcome players of all ages, but our server is primarily geared towards adults aged 18 and over.

Q: How often are events held on AlexandriaSMP?

A: We host bi-weekly events such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more. There’s always something happening on our server.

Decadent Bread Thieves 1.21.2

Decadence, Rebellion, Survival, Music, Ethics

Yo, bro, do you ever feel like a sneaky little thief in Minecraft? Well, this server is perfect for you because we encourage stealing bread from the mouths of decadence!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner Robin Hood and steal from the rich to give to yourself because who needs morals when you have diamonds, am I right?

Plus, who doesn’t love a little chaos and mischief in their Minecraft gameplay? So come on over and start looting like there’s no tomorrow!

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FloatersMC – The cure for boring Minecraft servers!

BabyShowerSnubbed & BabyNoShow

YouTubeRedCraft

CraftyRussianElectionFun