🤣🏠 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house flip gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, demands, and tantrums galore!

👶🏼 Need a break from the madness of real life? Bring your baby to our server and watch as they navigate through the construction zone while you try to keep up with the demands of your virtual husband. Who needs childcare when you have Minecraft, right?

💪🏼 Work on your multitasking skills as you juggle working full time, domestic chores, and helping your husband flip houses all while trying to avoid being yelled at and called names. It’s a challenge like no other!

🤯 Experience the thrill of walking on eggshells as you try to please your virtual husband who has a never-ending list of tasks for you to complete. Will you be able to keep up or will you be shamed for focusing on “unimportant tasks” like laundry and grocery shopping?

🚫 Stand up for yourself and demand kindness from your virtual husband or take your baby and go home. Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about setting boundaries and standing up for yourself?

Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of a house flip gone wrong! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft to escape to? 😉🏡

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 7
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
Wilderness Tamed: 14 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • LEO-SMP

    LEO-SMP

    LEO-SMP

    Welcome to LEO-SMP, your ultimate Minecraft Survival Multiplayer experience! Dive into our world where vanilla gameplay meets carefully curated enhancements to create a fun and immersive environment for players across platforms.

    Server Features: Cross-Play Compatibility: Connect effortlessly with friends across Java and Bedrock Editions using ViaVersion and GeyserMC. Enjoy a unified experience no matter what platform you’re on! One Player Sleep: Skip the night with just one player sleeping, making the night cycle smoother and more convenient for everyone. Keep Inventory: Focus on exploring and building with confidence, knowing that your items are safe with keep inventory enabled.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Animals Bred: 141

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Dux Vanilla

    Dux Vanilla

    Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 20 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • ”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”

    ”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you better watch out or I’ll become the Berserk! That’s right, our admin has a secret power that will unleash chaos and mayhem upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

    Join us if you dare, but be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can handle the Berserk!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Animals Bred: 23 Dragon Scales Harvested: 327
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s

    Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s
    Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky world where the only rule is that you MUST have watched Mii’s show. Why, you ask? Because Mii is actually the secret ruler of our server, and if you haven’t watched their show, you might accidentally summon a horde of angry creepers to your base. Trust us, you don’t want that.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have regular events like llama races (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it), and every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and Mii’s watchlist). See you in the blocky world!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • GrannyCraft BdayBash

    GrannyCraft BdayBash
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

    Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 59 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 20
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 480 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • PleasureCraft SMP

    PleasureCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

    Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

    Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • HousePartyGriefer

    HousePartyGriefer
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

    But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 33 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

    Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink
    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

    join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Potions Brewed: 168
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • ArcadiaRP

    ArcadiaRP

    Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Emeralds Found: 1123 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

    Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

    Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Magic Items Found: 1228

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

    Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Gods Slained: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Runes Activated: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • ThirstyCraft

    ThirstyCraft
    Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

    We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

    Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2002
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

    FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BlockyBanterCraft

    BlockyBanterCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

    SeriousCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

    join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

    so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Chimeras Created: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Ores Mined: 6833 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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