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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 1184 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Villages Defended: | 11 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 137641 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally sneezed while mining for diamonds and ended up uncovering a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas! True story, I swear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected surprises await you in our pixelated paradise!