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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 3449 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Animals Bred: | 162 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally sneezed while mining for diamonds and ended up uncovering a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas! True story, I swear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected surprises await you in our pixelated paradise!