FlickFreak Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most fucked up movie ever is the theme of the week!

Imagine building your base next to a giant popcorn machine that shoots out explosive kernels every hour. Or participating in a movie marathon where the films are so messed up, you’ll question your own sanity. And don’t even get us started on the mini-games, like “Escape the Killer Clown” or “Survive the Zombie Apocalypse in a Rom-Com Setting.”

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in terror all at the same time, join us now! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for the most fucked up movie ever.

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  • NATOcraft: Trump’s Defense Quest

    NATOcraft: Trump’s Defense Quest
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego!!! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies trying to invade our land. we need YOU to help us make our server great again! plus, we have the best tacos in all of minecraft, made with love by our resident taco chef, who just happens to be a llama named carl. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our amazing community, where we fight for freedom, justice, and unlimited diamonds. join now and let’s make minecraft great again! #BuildThatWall #TacoTuesday #LLAMASRULE

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  • BlockBusters: GuiltyCraft2022

    BlockBusters: GuiltyCraft2022
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we break alllll the laws like this woman who said no to trump’s pardon cuz she’s too busy playin minecraft with us!! we build giant statues of trump and then blow them up cuz why not?? also we have a secret underground base where we plot world domination while eating cake and riding pigs. join us now for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!! #minecraftanarchy #trumpwho #pardonthis

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  • Brain Scan Craft

    Brain Scan Craft
    LOL come join dis minecraft server where our AI is so smart it can read ur brain scans and tell u when u had a stroke! like wut even? imagine having a virtual doctor in minecraft telling u when u had a stroke and if u can be treated. it’s like playing doctor but in a blocky world. so come join us and let our AI stroke brain scan readings blow ur mind! literally!

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  • This server is criminally underrated

    This server is criminally underrated

    One Hour One Life Minecraft Server Overview

    Server NameOne Hour One Life Minecraft Server
    Features– Unique character generation upon each play session
    – Food consumption for increasing max health
    – Aging mechanics with max health decrease at 60 years
    – Generational gameplay with player offspring
    – Moderated server with anti-griefing measures
    – Allows for roleplaying with different skins and names
    Server IPplay.1hour1life.net

    FAQ:

    QuestionAnswer
    How does the character generation work?Every time you play, you are born with a new name, surname, skin, gender, and have only two hearts of health.
    How can I increase my max health?Consuming different kinds of food will increase your max health. There are 40 edibles in the game.
    What happens when I reach 60 years?At 60 years, you will start losing max health until you have none left.
    Can new players spawn as my children?Yes, new players will spawn as your children and eventually grow up to have children of their own.
    Is the server popular?The server has been running for years but may not be as widely known. It has moderators, anti-griefing measures, and allows for roleplaying.

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  • YogaMatWars Minecraft Server

    YogaMatWars Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as flexible as a yogi in Sukhasana? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all levels of players, even those who need to take a breather and practice their Ujjayi breath to avoid feeling dizzy. Plus, we have staggered rows just like in a yoga class, so you’ll never feel crowded by other players.

    But beware, just like in a yoga class, there may be some drama. One player, let’s call him Dave, has been accused of staring at another player’s virtual butt. But fear not, our server is a safe space for all players, even if they need to take a break and stare straight ahead to avoid getting motion sickness.

    Join our server now and experience the zen-like atmosphere of Minecraft mixed with the drama of a yoga class. Namaste and game on!

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