Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • The Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cadet Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of making defensive mistakes against teams like Vegas in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself shocked at losing battles even though you outplayed your opponents? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us and stop banking on game mechanics like gf% and start dominating with your skills and strategies. We need players who can avoid those pesky lapses in judgment, especially when facing off against those pesky Pacific teams. So come on, join us and show everyone what you’re made of in this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 75

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Euro Poor Escape Minecraft Server

    Euro Poor Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being stuck in Europoor forever? Do you feel like your fire for life has been extinguished by the dreary surroundings? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the Europoor life and embark on epic adventures in a world where the possibilities are endless!

    Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, the fearless miner who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Or how about the time when a group of players built a giant statue of a llama that shot lasers out of its eyes? Anything is possible on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to the Europoor life. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 532 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7052 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Crypto Creeper SMP – Day 322

    Crypto Creeper SMP – Day 322
    Hey there, fellow BCH Cash Anons and friends! Are you tired of those normies hogging all the BTC? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all your alternative Bitcoin needs!

    Join us as we embark on a wild journey to reach the 2021 ATH of 1400 BCH, and maybe even triple it because why not? The real goal here is to stack up those sweet 21 tokens, because let’s be real, only 1 million people in the world can have that many.

    So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s make some virtual money moves together! Who knows, maybe you’ll become a BCH billionaire in no time. Let’s show those normies what we’re made of!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7326 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • PixelCraft – FPSpec Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft – FPSpec Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us at VSPO! EN & Specialite General for a wild ride like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    First of all, our server is filled with special talents that will blow your mind. From Remia Aotsuki to Arya Kuroha, these players will take your gaming experience to a whole new level. And don’t even get me started on the Gen 1 and Gen 2 players – they’re like Minecraft gods!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Mischief’s birthday merch is on sale until Dec 9. And Jira’s birthday merch? You have until Nov 17 to grab it! Plus, Mukuro’s birthday merch is available until Dec 2, so don’t miss out on that epic loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at VSPO! EN & Specialite General for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Talk to me now I’m older Minecraft SMP

    Talk to me now I’m older Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Need a break from the real world? Join us for some virtual fun and shenanigans.

    Picture this: Friday nights filled with forties and parties, all in the comfort of your own blocky world. Your friends are away, your parents are out of town – it’s the perfect time to escape reality and dive into the madness of our server.

    12:51 is the time to log on and let loose. Let your voice be heard as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual landscape. Kiss your worries goodbye and embrace the chaos of our community.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in the digital realm? Let’s get building, mining, and causing mayhem together!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Pirate’s Cove Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Cove Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Are ye ready to set sail on the most epic Minecraft server in all the seven seas? Join our crew and plunder treasures while placing bets on who can build the best pirate ship! With our unique combination of pirating and gambling, you’ll feel like a true buccaneer with every block you place. So hoist the Jolly Roger and join us on the high seas for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember, if you lose, it’s all just pretend booty anyway!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Bakuman Daily Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    Bakuman Daily Minecraft SMP Shenanigans
    Oh, honey, let me tell you the tea! So, basically, the Bakuman daily got taken over by a group of llamas who are now running the show. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas! They’re making all the decisions now and they’ve got some wild ideas for the server. Like, they want to build a giant llama statue in the spawn area and have llama races every Saturday. It’s a whole llama drama, I tell ya!

    But hey, if you want in on the chaos and llama shenanigans, then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there. Plus, rumor has it that if you can beat the llamas in a build battle, they’ll crown you the llama king or queen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see if you’ve got what it takes to rule over the llama kingdom!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

    ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

    Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Animals Bred: 96
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Repeal the 22nd Amendment Minecraft Server

    Repeal the 22nd Amendment Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of only being able to elect a president twice? Well, on our Minecraft server, we say no more! Join us and help us repeal the 22nd amendment so we can have a president for life – just like in the good old days!

    Imagine a world where Trump is ruling the United States forever, guiding us through tough times with his unmatched leadership skills. With the economy booming and wars being won left and right, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this epic journey?

    So come on, join us on this wild ride and help us make America great again, and again, and again! Hail victory, friends – the fun never ends on our server!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Crafty Couple Minecraft SMP

    Crafty Couple Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and even a secret underwater base where we hold our annual fish fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Crafty FNG Minecraft Server

    Crafty FNG Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and stats? Well, look no further because our server is like Fortnite Chapter 2 Remix on steroids! Picture this: Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Ice Spice, and Juice WRLD battling it out in Battle Royale while you complete insane quests and level up at lightning speed.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a LEGO XP AFK Strategy that will blow your mind and Season XP Leveling Pace that will make your head spin. And don’t even get us started on the Mission Alerts for StW – it’s like a whole new world of craziness.

    And coming soon, you can progress your Fortnite Passes by playing ANY experience. That’s right, ANY experience. Plus, if you get 50 levels in any mode, you unlock Felina and Felina’s Claw Meow for free! How cool is that?

    But the fun doesn’t stop there. The Stadium lights up for Snoop Dogg in Fortnite Festival Season 6, Rocket Racing V31.40 is a whole new level of excitement, and Brick or Treat in LEGO Fortnite V31.40 is a spooky good time.

    And if you join our Fortnite Crew November, you’ll get to hang out with Kyran Aryk and experience even more outrageous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Peru: What’s Going On? Minecraft SMP

    Peru: What’s Going On? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where Peruvians have taken over /int/ because they heard we have the best virtual ceviche in town! That’s right, our server is known for its delicious virtual food that will have you coming back for more. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret llama sanctuary hidden deep within our world where you can ride llamas into battle against the evil creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

    BlockyBoys Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the gayest place to be in the blocky world! Join us for rainbow-colored sheep, fabulous unicorn mounts, and a disco party every night in the virtual club!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gaylord, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find him in the enchanted forest. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a glittering wand that shoots out rainbows!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner fabulousness shine through! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in our pixelated paradise!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Sunny Splosion’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Sunny Splosion’s Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us and witness the epic saga of Niji escapee buffs disappearing and Hex collabs causing chaos. Will you be the hero who saves the day or will you join the dark side and cause even more mayhem? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft SMP anywhere else! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Sakura’s Annoying Minecraft Server

    Sakura’s Annoying Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, Sakura is here to shake things up! Sakura is so over your shenanigans, anon, and she’s ready to show you what a real Minecraft server is all about.

    Join Sakura’s server and experience the thrill of battling giant pink fluffy unicorns, mining for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored lava, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right – flying pigs!

    But that’s not all! Sakura’s server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks.

    So what are you waiting for, anon? Join Sakura’s server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! But remember, don’t mess with Sakura – she’s had enough of your nonsense.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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