Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

21, bald, Ball, Bitch, BROKE, Flexin, hol up, hol………….., Lost, Mall, Minecraft, nigga, Rent, savage, smp, Stick., stressin, textin, Weave

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Animals Bred:	125
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

MysticCraft Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Buying, consumer culture, consumerism, impulse buy, instant gratification, Land, materialism, must have, MysticCraft, purchasing, retail addiction, retail indulgence, retail therapy, Shopaholic, shopping addiction, shopping obsession, shopping spree, shopping therapy, spending spree, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3503
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world!

We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode into confetti!

Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure chests containing rare items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

But beware, because our friendly NPCs might turn into bloodthirsty zombies at any moment and start chasing you around the map!

So come on, join us if you dare and see if you can survive the insanity of our wacky Minecraft server!

PixelPeelerz

bachelor party, bathroom, Bikini, costume, cute idea, disagreement, Drunk, exotic dancer, huge deal, inappropriate, jokey, Monique, Pictures, PixelPeelerz, pizza delivery girl, silly, strip tease, stupid, trenchcoat, Upset, Wives

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4957	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old bachelor parties with the same old strippers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for some wild and wacky fun!

Join us for a virtual bachelor party like no other, where you can dress up as a pizza delivery girl, do a hilarious strip dance, and even have some alone time in the bathroom with your fiancé. Who needs exotic dancers when you can have a jokey version of a striptease with your significant other?

But beware, some of the wives on the server may not approve of your bikini choice or your bathroom antics. But hey, who cares when you’re having a blast on our server, right?

So come on down to our Minecraft server for a bachelor party experience you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget, depending on how wild things get)!

CraftyFact Checkerz

Ability, Accuracy, accurate headlines, ai, chatgpt, Checkerz, CraftyFact, decreased trust, dubious ones, fact-checks, false, headlines, Human, improved, increased belief, Misinformation, reduce trust, Reliability, study, Tell, True, true headlines

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	15	New Chunks Explored:	883366
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, ChatGPT fact-checks are, like, so last season. We don’t need no AI telling us what’s true and what’s false, we got our own crazy minds for that. Plus, like, if you join, you’ll get superpowers in the game. I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he could fly in real life. True story, bro. So, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together, cuz this server is where all the cool kids hang out.

CivCraft: A Civilization Server

Anarchy, bedrock, Biomes, civcraft, Civilization, discord server, Google form, ISLAND, java, Leveledmobs, Map, MCMMO, Minecraft, NotBounties, one life, Plugins, Quests, Realistic Seasons, Resources, Roleplay, Server, Whitelisted

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Star Shards Collected:	293	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Magic Items Found:	7253	Chimeras Created:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Server Name	CivCraft Season 4.0
Inspiration	Civilization Videos
Biomes	Dark Forest, Jungle, Mesa, Taiga
Server Activity	3 hours a day
Map Size	7500 by 7500
Unique Feature	One life per player
Plugins	Realistic Seasons, McMMO, LeveledMobs, NotBounties, Quests
Platforms	Java, Bedrock
Whitelisted	Yes

FAQs

How do I join the server?

The server is whitelisted, so you need to join the Discord server and fill out a Google Form to get whitelisted.

What is the main objective of the server?

The main objective is to work together with other players to build a civilization on one of the unique biomes available on the islands.

Is there a time limit for gameplay?

Yes, the server is active for three hours a day.

What happens if I die in-game?

You only have one life in this server, so if you die, you will have to strategize and act smart in your next playthrough.

Are there any special features on the map?

Yes, the map is custom and hides secrets and places to build your civilization.

Can I play on any platform?

Yes, you can play on Java or Bedrock, whichever works best for you.

What plugins are used on the server?

Plugins such as Realistic Seasons, McMMO, LeveledMobs, NotBounties, and Quests are used to enhance the Vanilla Experience.

Future Vision Server 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, 2025, arrest Bibi, Canada, Canadian hillbillies, christmas, deportation, Future, immigration, Israel, Jeet Deportation Operation, jewry, logical option, Merry Christmas, net zero, opposition, pickup trucks, politician, Server, Smile, trudeau, Video, vision

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	3416
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Votes:	2404
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Endless Night Skies:	1

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the only politician is a total savage who’s all about arresting Bibi if he even steps foot in Canada. And get this, they’re all about reducing immigration to NET FUCKING ZERO and starting a Mass Jeet Deportation Operation in 2025. Plus, they keep a smile on their face despite all the Canadian hillbillies in pickup trucks begging to die for Israel. Oh, and did I mention they’re the only one who says MERRY CHRISTMAS on Christmas? Like, bruh, this server is the only logical option, you gotta join now before it’s too late! 🤣🎄🔥

DinnerCraft: No Food for You

age, aita, anger, Communication, Cooking, Dinner, dinnercraft, feeling, Food, housework, husband, leftovers, Meal, new year’s eve, part-time work, Petty, prime rib, Rude, stroganoff, taco bell, take out, WIBTA

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did with the prime rib? Look no further! Our server is like a delicious prime rib stroganoff – always satisfying and never disappointing.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Plus, unlike this husband, our server won’t ditch you for Taco Bell at the last minute.

So come on over and experience the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who needs prime rib when you have a server this awesome? Join now and leave those dinner-ditching antics behind!

Assad’s Last Stand Minecraft Server

Assad dictatorship, Assads, civil war, Conflict Resolution, displaced persons, homecoming, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international community, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, peace process, ReBuilding, reconciliation, Refugee Crisis, Refugees, repatriation, Server, Stand, Syria crisis, Syrian government, Syrians, war-torn country

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mines Excavated:	4682	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Votes:	9426	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the land of milk and honey, but with creepers and zombies instead. We got over 115,000 Syrians returning home from the end of the Assad dictatorship, like whaaat? That’s some next level stuff right there.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of Endermen doing the dab dance. We’ve got villages filled with villagers who are low-key obsessed with trading emeralds for useless junk. And don’t even get me started on our nether portal parties, they’re lit AF.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, just to mess with players and steal their diamonds. So if you’re into that kind of thrill, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. It’s all part of the fun, right?

NukeCraft2020

Axios, biden, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global tensions, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, nuclear facilities, nuclear proliferation, NukeCraft2020, Options, Potential, presidential decisions, Reports, security threats, US attacks

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Towns Built:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear facilities like biden on a wild rampage! unleash chaos and destruction as you navigate through our insane world filled with explosions and mayhem. join now for a chance to be the next biden of minecraft!

CastiaMC

Auctions, Black Market, CastiaMC, Community, effects, Enchantments, Enhancements, Events, GEMSTONES, Guidelines, In Game Rankup, Jobs, Kingdom, Monsters, power, Relics, rules, Runestones, Seasonal Events, smp, Towny, Traits

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

CastiaMC

IP	rdt.castiamc.com
Website	https://castiamc.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

CastiaMC is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive. Here’s a sneak peek of what we have to offer:

Towny: Build your own town and protect your creations from griefers. Want more power? Expand and create your very own kingdom!
Jobs / Skills: No admin shops here! Earn money by picking one of our unique skills and completing tasks. From mining to farming, your skills pay the bills!
Relics: Monsters drop randomly generated items called Relics. These special treasures come with custom textures and enchantments stronger than vanilla limits.
Runestones: Power up your gear with Runestones! These magical enhancements boost traits, add special effects, and upgrade enchantments.
Resource Pack: We have added over 500 custom items with custom textures to the server. Custom hats, furniture and tools, we have it all!
Gemstones
Auctions
In-Game /rankup
Black Market
Seasonal Events
And much much more…

Community:

At CastiaMC, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules (check them out on our website). While we love a good laugh, we make sure it’s a safe and positive space for everyone.

With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Our Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://castiamc.com/rules/

What are you waiting for? Join today!

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, A Thousand Blazing Suns, character builds, Character Trailer, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Gaze of the Stars, genshin impact, Hoyofair Web Event, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, mystic, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, Starcaller’s Watch, Sunset Animated Short, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.3 Trailer, Vow of Blazing Blood

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magic Items Found:	8301
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got characters with names like Mavuika and Citlali, they’re like the superheroes of the blocky world. And get this, there’s a web event called “Stand With Mavuika,” like, why wouldn’t you want to stand with a blocky hero? Plus, we got banners with weapons like A Thousand Blazing Suns and Starcaller’s Watch, I mean, who wouldn’t want to wield those bad boys in battle? And don’t even get me started on the daily check-in rewards, it’s like Christmas every day! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the chaos in this Minecraft server like never before!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5362
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

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