Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

21, bald, Ball, Bitch, BROKE, Flexin, hol up, hol………….., Lost, Mall, Minecraft, nigga, Rent, savage, smp, Stick., stressin, textin, Weave

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

RainbowCraft: Happy Blocks & Crazy Minds

Bisexual, blocks, crazy, Happy, Lesbian, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ mental health, LGBTQ+ individuals, LGBTQ+ mental health conditions, LGBTQ+ mental health disparities, LGBTQ+ mental health research, LGBTQ+ mental health statistics, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health comparison, mental health conditions, mental health disparities, mental health issues, mental health rates, mental health research., mental health statistics, mental health studies, Minds.., RainbowCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Falling into the Void:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit for all u minecraft players out there. we got rainbow blocks and unicorn horses and all that jazz.

if u join this server, ur mental health will be, like, off the charts good. like, u will be happier than a pig in mud. we got therapists in the game who will give u virtual hugs and kisses to make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

plus, like, if u identify as LGBTQ+, this server is, like, the place to be. we got rainbows everywhere and pride parades every day. u will feel so loved and accepted, u won’t even remember what sadness feels like.

so, like, come join us on this magical minecraft journey. ur mental health will thank u, and u will have more fun than a llama at a disco party.

Newsky – private vanila server minecraft

1.21.4, banner, Discord, entrance, free, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraft rating, newsky, private server, private vanila, server description, Servers, Storage, truck server, Vanila

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Secret Passages Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Private free truck server at 1.21.4Entrance via Discord

65.108.21.214:25628

Quirm SMP

1.21.4, Community, Competition, Coreprotect, Discord, Events, Expectations, Lag-free, mature-smp, Minecraft, mod, proximity chat, Quirm, rules, Simplicity, smp, tps, Unique, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Void Gems Collected:	35	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Quirm SMP

Apply here

Overview:

In Quirm, We’re all about keeping it Unique and Simplicity. We aim to provide a space where players can relax and enjoy Minecraft in a fun and awesome way!

Server Specs
64 Gigabytes of RAM, AMD Ryzen 9 7900X CPU, 2 TB SSD STORAGE

Why Quirm SMP?

Our server features:

Have a pure vanilla experience with some unique twists and quests
Active community with up to 20+ players on weekends
Proximity chat gameplay
CoreProtect to prevent griefing
Unique events and competitions
Lag-free experience with 20 TPS

Rules & Expectations:

Must be at least 17 years old
Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod
Be civil, have common sense, and respect others
Must have a Discord account to join

Additional Info:

All mods allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect
Exclusive items through weekly events
Mobs and players drop heads upon death
Builder-friendly server
Exclusive to Minecraft version 1.21.4 with Simple Voice Chat
Weekly events and border expansion

Mfinda Anime Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, animation, Anime, collaboration, feature length, film, Land, Masao Maruyama, Mfinda, nlite, Project, Shop

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ores Mined:	6793	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

We got Masao Maruyama collaborating on a feature-length animation project called “Mfinda”!

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s connected to such a cool project, right?

Plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen!

So come on, join us and let’s have a blast in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

NoMoreRoomieMinecraftServer

AITAH, college, crack, dorm room, emotional, Financial, forcefully, Friend, living off, Messy, moving out, NoMoreRoomieMinecraftServer, roommate, Situation, Struggling, Unannounced, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Towns Built:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mines Excavated:	4204
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6611
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate roommate drama in a virtual world! Join now for a chance to deal with pesky roommates like Liz who never leave and make a mess everywhere they go.

Experience the thrill of trying to kick out unwanted guests while navigating through a virtual dorm room with a curtain separating you from the chaos. Will you be able to convince your roommate to see the light and get rid of their freeloading friend?

Join our server now and show off your negotiation skills as you try to maintain peace in your virtual living space. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate roommate drama queen! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyBoyzStealinCash

aita, alcoholic ex, arrest, Asshole, backstory, bad guy, Beliefs, CraftyBoyzStealinCash, family rift, girlfriend’s son, gravity, Job, Money stolen, Prevention, relationship, sports, successful life, theft, WARRANTS

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3076
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	85
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Emeralds Found:	6899	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where stealing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of thievery and chaos as you navigate through a world where anything goes.

Need a job? No problem! We offer in-game employment opportunities for all players, even if you’re just a kid. Who needs sports when you can be a professional thief in our virtual world? Plus, we have a strict no judgment policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone telling you that you’re in the wrong.

Join us on the server where being the bad guy is actually a good thing. And don’t worry about ending up like your girlfriend’s ex – we’ll make sure you’re on the path to success, one stolen diamond at a time. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s steal some blocks and build a new life together!

PixelPraiseCraft

Compliment, distinct, eXtraordinary, flattered, individualized, memorable, one of a kind, particular, personalized, PixelPraiseCraft, praise, quirky, rare, Singular, Special, standout, stuck with you, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weirdly specific

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mines Excavated:	2480
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)!

One player said our server was so amazing, it cured their fear of spiders in real life. Another player claimed they found a diamond block in every single chest they opened. And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a secret unicorn level hidden somewhere in our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a dancing Enderman or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AssadCraft: Hand Over to Russia

AssadCraft, Bashar al-Assad, civil war, Conflict Resolution, delegation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Hand, hand over, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, regime change, russia, sanctions, Syria, united nations, War Crimes

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Animals Bred:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5569	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

so, liek, u know how syria is all liek “hey russia, can u plz give us bashar al assad?” and russia is all liek “sure, why not?” and then they just hand him over liek it’s no big deal. but, liek, why would syria even want that dude back? maybe they just wanna play minecraft on our server and need some extra players. come join us for the most epic battles and crazy adventures, where even world leaders are getting in on the action! who knows, maybe bashar al assad will be your next minecraft buddy.

Echoing Realms 1.21

argue, argumentation, assertion, BELIEF, Benis, Contention, controversy, Conversation, debate, disagreement, discussion, Dispute, Echoing, fact, Listen, opinion, perspective, point of view, Realms, Statement, Truth, vageen

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! Why? Because you can put your benis in vageen and that’s that! Like, where else can you do that in Minecraft, huh? It’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure, come join us now!

SkiPatrolShowdown

#youtube, accident, care, colorado, Confrontation, Expert, family vacation, first time skiing, Florida, green trails, Mountain, overreacted, RECKLESS, Ski Patrol, ski patrol officers, skiing, SkiPatrolShowdown, Son, Support, Utah

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Crops Grown:	3926
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	3762	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as that guy who crashed into my son on the slopes? Look no further! Our server is filled with adrenaline-pumping adventures and unexpected twists, just like that ski collision!

Join us for a ski-themed Minecraft experience where you can race down virtual mountains, build snow forts, and even encounter rogue skiers who may or may not crash into you (just kidding, safety first!).

And don’t worry, our ski patrol is always on the lookout for troublemakers, so you can rest assured that your virtual ski trip will be as safe as possible. Plus, if anyone tries to ruin your fun, you can report them just like I did on the slopes!

So come join us on our server and let’s make some epic memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into that reckless skier from the slopes and give him a piece of your mind (virtually, of course). See you on the slopes!

OuchMyMinecraftSMP

bodily pain, body ache, body discomfort, body fatigue, body pain, body soreness, body tension, Chronic pain, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tension, OuchMyMinecraftSMP, physical discomfort, physical pain, sore arms, sore back, sore feet, sore joints, sore legs, sore neck, sore shoulders

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	111	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9656
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, my grandma’s pet rock joined and now it’s the mayor of the server, can you believe it?? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground roller coaster that leads to a magical land of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that makes you fly like a majestic unicorn, and if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the wacky shenanigans that happen on this server. So come on, what part of your body hurts right now? Join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftSMP #craziness #unicornsanddiamonds 🦄💎🤪

CreeperExReturnsLOL

Breakup, Closure, closure conversation, Communication, Conversation, CreeperExReturnsLOL, emotions, ex, feelings, forgiveness, healing, love, moving on, past, reconciliation, Reflection, relationship, second chance, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3476
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

Join our Minecraft server and avoid awkward conversations with your ex! Our server is so addictive, they won’t even have time to bother you. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all your exes into friendly villagers who will do your bidding. So come join us and say goodbye to ex drama forever!

CraftySyrianPrez Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Civil unrest, Conflict, constitution, CraftySyrianPrez, de facto leader, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, power grab, president, Rebellion, regime change, Server, Syria, Unrest, War

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SYRIA BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA. OUR LEADER IS A CREEPER WHO DECLARES HIMSELF PRESIDENT AND BLOWS UP THE CONSTITUTION. JOIN US FOR CHAOS AND EXPLOSIONS GALORE. BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS A RULEBOOK ANYWAY?COME JOIN THE FUN BEFORE THE CREEPER PRESIDENT CHANGES HIS MIND AGAIN.

CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy

communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, direct talks, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kremlin, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, refusal, russia, summit, Tensions, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	788323

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and zelenskyy can settle their beef in a virtual world! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with other players! who needs real life when you can have all the drama and action in our server? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political conflicts that may arise. join now and be part of the madness!

Cubed Brain Impairment – MineCraft Server

aging brain, blood disorders, Brain, Brain Age, brain development, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Impairment in Sickle Cell Anaemia, Cubed, Disease Progression, Economic Deprivation, health disparities, Health Inequality, impairment, Medical research, Medical Studies, mental decline, Minecraft, neurological disorders, Server, Sickle Cell Anaemia, socioeconomic factors

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry!

but wait, there’s more! joining this server will actually make u smarter! ya, u heard me right! our scientists have discovered that playing on our server increases ur brain age and cognitive abilities! say goodbye to being a potato and hello to being a genius!

not only that, but we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server! legend says that whoever finds it will gain eternal glory and riches beyond their wildest dreams! are u up for the challenge?

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!