Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

The Lie Detector Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of fake soccer drama and ready for some real excitement? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own soccer team and compete against other players in epic matches! Forget about PSG, this is where the real action is at. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the championship, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs. Who needs Neymar when you have that kind of power at your fingertips? Join now and show off your skills on the virtual soccer field!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Grateful Minecraft SMP Player

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Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the real world drama of political elections and feminist tears! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to build, mine, and craft without any Trump-loving drama. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any feminist rants that might come your way. So come join us and leave the real world behind for some blocky fun!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

POLITONE server Minecraft

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A military-political server based on the new basics of Minecraft and a resource pack.

Creating the best server is our business. Your job is to play and have fun!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Wizard’s Haven Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your collection of Daddy’s Girl panties? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for a chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn while battling zombie pigmen with diamond-studded swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with golden apples and enchanted armor. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make Minecraft great again… one pair of Daddy’s Girl panties at a time!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mines Excavated:	4732
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Switzerland Minecraft SMP Life

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where life is like living in Switzerland but with a twist! Instead of mountains and chocolate, we have towering structures made entirely out of diamond blocks and cookies that rain from the sky (watch out for falling sweets!).

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying cows, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance-offs with friendly creepers. Our community is filled with quirky players who love to build insane contraptions like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of TNT (better watch your step!).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us on our server today! Who needs Switzerland when you have a world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter? Let’s get building and have a blast!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty CIA Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is run by the CIA (yes, you read that right) and they have installed a bloodthirsty Islamist regime for some reason. But hey, who are we to question their methods? Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos and try to survive in this insane world. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top-secret government conspiracy along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

『数字』- JP Vtubers Minecraft SMP

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, indies, Japanese VTubers, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, react, Sinsogumi, smp, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO, Vtubers, 数字

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a Japanese Vtuber fan forum, with factions like Aogiri Highschool and NoriPro battling it out for dominance. And don’t even get me started on the crazy shenanigans that go down at VPI Cafe – let’s just say things can get pretty wild after a few potions of invisibility.

Join us if you want to be a part of the most chaotic Minecraft community this side of the digital world. We’ve got more numbers and news than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our members are as diverse as the mobs in the Nether. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake blocks that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers in the dust because our server is in a league of its own. Come join us and see why the phrase “just can’t compete” was invented for us!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Kiki’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the diamonds are actually made of chocolate (just kidding, don’t eat them)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that turned out to be a flash mob dance party). See you there, kikikiki!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

One Click Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance to Thriller.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. Building. With. Hooves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden nuggets instead of wool. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The llamas have spoken.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21.3

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Toxic Tots Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have I got the server for you!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the mythical Golden Potato, and participate in our weekly llama rodeo competitions.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Sviggity Smp

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, Exapunks, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, infinifactory, KSP – Kerbal Space Program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Mito, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, smp, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, Sviggity, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

Welcome to Core Edition, the Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks, voxels, and ridiculous contraptions.

Do you want to build a spaceship out of nothing but dirt and determination? Avorion, Space Engineers, and Starbase have got you covered! Or maybe you’re more into factory management and logistics – Dyson Sphere Program, Factorio, and Oxygen Not Included will have you sweating bullets as you try to keep everything running smoothly.

But wait, there’s more! How about programming puzzles that will make your brain hurt in the best way possible? Shenzhen I/O, SpaceChem, and TIS-100 will have you feeling like a genius one minute and a complete idiot the next.

Join us on Core Edition for a server experience like no other. We’ve got more crazy machines, wacky systems, and hilarious mishaps than you can shake a redstone torch at. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, hu tao, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraft, nahida, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Sethos, Simulators, Staff of Homa, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.2, Wiki, Xingqiu

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu battling it out with Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so special that we have a live event called “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” where you can win amazing prizes! And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards that are PERMANENT! Who wouldn’t want free stuff every day?

Oh, and did we mention that you can redeem codes for Primogems in ALL regions? That’s right, free Primogems just for joining our server! And if you need any help or tips, we have a ton of useful links like Wikis, Simulators, Maps, Character Builds, and even a /gig/ friendlist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8464

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0