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LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Divine Spears Created:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Runes Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Farms Harvested:	333
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	121

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Towns Built:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crops Grown:	3990	Ores Mined:	9619
Runes Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Votes:	4021	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1457

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	290
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	3438

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	157	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Buildings Constructed:	29
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Void Gems Collected:	38
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Animals Bred:	108
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6196	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Star Shards Collected:	50	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Players:	107/400	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Animals Bred:	110
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mines Excavated:	3157	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4