Hi there, Welcome to Flexed Lands. The Worlds Okayest Survival Server. We are officially launching today, at 3:30pm EDT. We have all staff positions open, so come apply! We hope to see you there.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
18+ whitelisted vanilla survival server, fallout themed spawn area with loot to get started. – no griefing – no raiding – no hacking (including xray) – LGBT friendly must link discord account to join whitelist https://discord.gg/FCHcaeR93R Membership goal of 100 players <3
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world, make new friends, and maybe even find a girlfriend who isn’t Jewish (gasp!). Our server is a safe haven for all players, no matter their background or beliefs. Plus, who knows, you might even find a Jewish girl who is a pro at building epic structures and battling mobs.
So come on down to our crazy SMP server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs parental approval when you have a whole community of fellow players who have your back? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
We are Aquatic Realms, a PvE Survival, LifeSteal, Hardcore, and Economy based server with each game mode being a different world inside our server. We are committed to allowing players to have fun playing the survival gamemode they enjoy the most, along with more minigames such as Bedwars, Towny, Skywars, and Skyblock coming very soon. We allow cross-platform play between Java and Bedrock Edition players, so that everyone is allowed to have fun playing on our server.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Hello and welcome to Friendshipsmp! WHAT WE GOT: Lifesteal, Bedwars (Maintence), PvP (Maintence) please join the discord Server for further Information and ranks
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a Minecraft player who got lost in the Nether and never found their way back. They say if you listen closely, you can hear their cries for help echoing through the server. So come join us if you dare, and see if you can communicate with the spirits of Minecraft past!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and deadly traps. Only the bravest of players will be able to navigate their way through and claim the ultimate prize. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the spooky shenanigans begin!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
– You will be able to claim your own lands and establish your own city. – You will take the heart of every player you kill, and lose one of your hearts every time you die. – You will be able to establish your own markets and trade. – You will be able to establish your own team and establish relationships with other teams. – You can easily teleport to your friends with Tpa. – You will be able to speak out loud in the game. (proximity chat) – You will be able to earn Daily Rewards. MOREOVER – We secure your account with a login password. – Do not forget to integrate your Discord account, otherwise you will not be able to enter the server.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
RoiKinkin community Minecraft server!
Server survival!! Come join, and follow roikinkin on twitch! Committed to listening!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, where we have flipped Pennsylvania upside down and the Democrats are planning on “fortifying” it like never before. Who knew politics could be so wild in the world of Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds. Yes, you heard that right, diamonds!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to ride a giant flying pig into battle against a hoard of evil villagers. Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we host movie nights featuring only the finest Minecraft machinimas. And if you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep within the Nether realm.
So ditch the boring meetups on Balmung and join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you can have all the fun in the blocky world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 7695 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to watch out for the flying llamas and exploding sheep – they’re known to cause quite the ruckus!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Welcome to PumpkinButter, an SMP Java server with Geyser support for Bedrock players! We have recently updated to 1.20 and are opening our doors to new players! Our focus is on vanilla with some hand-picked plugins to enhance gameplay, including claims, ranks, jobs, heads database, chest shops, and mob catchers!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Welcome to Taco Haven 2.0!
It appears we got a bit too ambitions on our first run, so we grabbed a hammer and broke everything and started over. A complete rework has been done from things as simple as our MOTD, to our staffing and plugins.
On Taco Haven 2.0 we strive to make sure everyone feels included, welcome, and safe catering to wide variety of players and age groups. With our variety of plugins we are able to allow our players to build anything from a humble home to whole towns safe from griefing, where they can even setup shops of their own and sell to others and compete for the highest balance of the server. We also offer player maintained warps so getting to these player built towns is as simple as running a command.
so Join today and see what we are about!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
