| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 4402 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4609 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 2706 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
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| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 6435 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 6999 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 771193 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 6719 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 1812 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 3169 |
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 612 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 292 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5444 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.
Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?
So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1473 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 40 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 8785 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 7022 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 211439 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8387 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 9704 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6510 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1827 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 4947 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 34 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 55 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 1773 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 7004 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 233 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Magic Items Found: | 6098 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 7452 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 431 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 7736 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 240 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 186 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 5123 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2961 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 106 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 5503 | Potions Brewed: | 63 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
