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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 9379 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 455 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 128 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 640 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of living with a girlfriend and her flea-infested cat! Join us for a world where you don’t have to worry about pesky fleas biting you while you’re trying to relax and build your dream creations.
Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape selfish partners who prioritize their pets over your comfort. Say goodbye to arguments about who should take care of the cat’s flea problem and hello to a community of players who understand the struggle of living with a furry friend who brings unwanted guests into your home.
So come on in and join us for a flea-free, drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as you leave behind the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only fleas you’ll encounter are the pixelated kind!
