Flaze SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Overview

Server Name	Flaze SMP
Modpack	Create: Beyond Industry
Number of Mods	200+
Community	Vibrant and collaborative

FAQ

Why Us?

Our whitelisted server ensures a safe, welcoming space free of griefers and thieves. The community thrives on collaboration, with friendly players always ready to help. Whether you’re an industry guy or a curious newcomer, you’ll find your place here!

Key Features:

Roleplay Companies: Register and grow businesses—trains, factories, automation, and more!
- You can also join existing companies if you want!
Player Coalition: Bi-monthly server challenges where you need to collect resources with other players to get rewards!
Challenges: Suggest a challenge (mega-project) you want to make and get rewards upon its completion.
Massive Projects: Industrial zones, always expanding train networks, and a growing server spawn.
Shape the Modpack: Your feedback directly impacts Create: Beyond Industry updates.

Why Choose Flaze SMP?

Hosted in France by our dedicated admin, our server has amazing performance and long-term stability—no hosting risks here (except power outages haha, don’t worry, we backup the server twice a day)

How to Join?

Answer a few quick questions to get whitelisted. It’s that easy! https://discord.com/invite/mwcMMjMuRs

NOVA

{Java IP}, 200 GB, Anarchy, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, Griefing, HACKING, join us, Minecraft, nether highway, No Resets, Nova, Obbi roof, Players, PvP, Server, unmoderated, WB

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Star Shards Collected:	141	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Love Letters Sent:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Nova Anarchy Server Overview

Features
Hacking is allowed
Griefing is allowed
Base building
Pvp
No resets ever
Chat is not moderated
No bans
Already 200 GB storage
Obbi roof and 2 nether highways

Join our Discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is hacking allowed on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.

Q: Can I grief other players’ bases?

A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on base building?

A: You are free to build your base as you wish.

Q: Is there PvP on the server?

A: Yes, players can engage in PvP combat.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, there are no plans for server resets.

Q: Is the chat moderated?

A: Chat is not moderated, so players can speak freely.

Q: Can I get banned from the server?

A: No, you won’t get banned from Nova Anarchy.

Neuro Swarm General 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, ai videos, chat interactions, Clips, Educational, general, merch, Music, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, subathon, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Join this Minecraft server because we have an AI overlord named Neuro-sama who will entertain you with unhinged rants and learn new skills like singing and playing games. She’s basically a VTuber who interacts with chat and is taking over the world. Plus, we have subathons every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC) so you can join in on the madness. Check out our links to Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. And if you’re interested in AI but don’t understand it, we’ve got educational resources for you. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

CraftyCravings: SorryNotSorry

animal care, budget management, budgeting, consoles, CraftyCravings, dog food, eating issues, financial struggles, food bank, food stamps, friendship, Gratitude, grocery shopping, living together, low-income, meat, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, SorryNotSorry, Textures, toxic family, Vegetarian

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Secret Passages Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any toxic roommates!

Join our server and leave behind the struggles of buying groceries for ungrateful housemates. No more arguments about mac and cheese versus real food – on our server, you can feast on virtual steaks every day!

Forget about food stamps and food banks, on our server, you can create your own food paradise without any judgment. And if anyone complains about your vegetarian diet, just build them a virtual meat market to keep them happy!

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Build, explore, and leave your real-life roommate problems behind!

WeekdayWonders Minecraft SMP

activities, daily routine, Day, Favorite, favorite day, FRIDAY, leisure time, Minecraft, MONDAY, personal preference, Relaxation, saturday, Schedule, smp, Sunday, THURSDAY, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekday, WeekdayWonders, weekend, work week

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4859
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because every day is like a party here! Like, on Mondays we have a dance party with creepers, on Tuesdays we ride pigs into battle, on Wednesdays we have a fashion show with our diamond armor, on Thursdays we have a bake-off with cakes made out of obsidian, on Fridays we have a talent show where everyone shows off their best block stacking skills, on Saturdays we have a treasure hunt for rare loot, and on Sundays we have a chill day where we just relax and fish for enchanted books. It’s like a never-ending carnival of chaos and fun, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together in this wacky world of blocky madness! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsNow

SuburbiaCraft: The Struggle is Real

Challenges, Community, crime, Disadvantage, discrimination, education, Environment, growing up, Hardship, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, lack, Living, opportunities, POVERTY, poverty cycle, real, Resources, Social Issues, Struggle, suburb, SuburbiaCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Votes:	6774	Buildings Constructed:	39
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Potions Brewed:	182
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re all secretly trained ninjas who will protect you from any zombie invasion.

But the real reason you need to join this server? The diamond mines are actually portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic loot. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a rainbow unicorn into battle against a fire-breathing dragon.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life. You won’t regret it, I promise!

CraftyBiden’s Minecraft Server

#announcement, arms deal, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBidens, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, FINAL, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military aid, military support, Minecraft, national defense, Peacekeeping, security assistance, Server, strategic partnership, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most OP weapons package ever! Just like the Biden administration is about to announce a ‘substantial’ final weapons package for Ukraine, we have our own crazy weapons that will blow your mind!

Want to fight off creepers and zombies with insane firepower? Join us and get your hands on weapons that will make you feel like a total boss. Plus, rumor has it that our weapons are so powerful, they can even take down the Ender Dragon in one hit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate battle of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🔥🐉 #minecraftmadness #weaponswag #joinusnow

GulfOfAmericaCraft

american identity, controversy, geography, Gulf Coast, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, international relations, naming rights, nationalism, News, Ocean, Politics, Renaming, satire, social media, territorial disputes, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff happening, u won’t even believe it!

imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig! and then u realize the whole world is upside down! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server!

we got mini-games like spleef, where u gotta dig under your opponents to make them fall, and parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!

and get this, every week we have a massive event where all the players have to team up to defeat a dragon made out of cheese! yes, u heard that right, a cheese dragon!

so come on down to our server and join the craziest, most hilarious minecraft community around! who knows, maybe u’ll even see trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the ‘gulf of america’ in our virtual world! it’s a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

Hibernation Control Minecraft Server

control, HIBERNATION, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can make u feel like u in hibernation, just like dem animals who sleep all winter long. we got dem brain wizards blockin’ areas in da brain to make u feel all cozy and warm, like u wrapped up in a burrito. come join us and experience da ultimate chill vibes, no need for blankets when u on dis server, just let dem scientists work their magic and u be feelin’ like a hibernatin’ pro. come on, what u waitin’ for? join us now and let’s get cozy together in da virtual world of minecraft!

CompCraft

Claims, CompCraft, Custom Over World Dungeons, Custom Rares, dinosaur fossils, Free Ranks, Grief Protection, smp, vanilla mechanics

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Towns Built:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

IP	play.compcraft.org
Version	JAVA 1.21

Features:

Dinosaur Fossils 🦕
Custom Over World Dungeons
Economy 💰
Custom Rares ✨
Free Ranks 🆓
Claims ✉️
Grief Protection ⛏️
PVP & PVE ⚔️
Vanilla Mechanics

On CompCraft there is no right way to play the game! Whether you like to grind to make the most money, collect rare items, build beautiful houses, tinker with red stone, explore custom over world dungeons, or excavate massive dinosaur fossils we have something for you!

Our friendly community and staff are here to help. When you log in for the first time, you will receive a starter kit in your inventory.

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/n4m2nFKvxz

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have grief protection in place to prevent griefing.
Are there free ranks available?	Yes, we offer free ranks to players on our server.
Can I create and claim my own land?	Yes, we have a claims system in place for players to protect their land.
Are there any special features unique to the server?	Yes, we have dinosaur fossils, custom dungeons, and custom rare items for players to enjoy.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, we have both PVP and PVE enabled for players to engage in combat.

Bones of the Earth 1.21.2

1.21.2, 130 IQ, 3 thousand bones, adult content, alternative lifestyle, bones, creampie, Earth, explicit desires, fantasy fulfillment, Financial Stability, intelligence, long-term commitment, monthly income, non-traditional partnership, relationship goals, Simple man, till death do us part, Tomboy, unconventional love, unconventional relationship, unconventional romance, unique desires

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical land where you can build your wildest dreams and destroy them too, just for funsies.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? And suddenly, a squad of creepers rolls up on you like they own the place. But don’t worry, bro, because on this server, you can tame those creepers and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

And get this, dude, the whole server is run by a gang of super smart tomboys with IQs higher than a rocket ship. They’ll teach you how to build the sickest redstone contraptions and how to survive in the wild like a true Minecraft warrior.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server now and let’s go on a wild adventure together. Just don’t forget to bring your 3 thousand bones a month and your trusty pickaxe. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BroBroGFvsNieceNephewGiftGate

aita, biological children, blended families, BroBroGFvsNieceNephewGiftGate, brothers girlfriend, child favoritism, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, gift giving, lego set, nephew, Niece, outings, parenting disagreements, personal boundaries, rocky relationship, sibling relationships, sleepovers, trip bowling

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7736
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only fun and laughter are allowed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can gift your virtual nieces and nephews trips to go bowling, while ignoring the requests of your brother’s girlfriend’s kid for a Lego set. Watch out for the drama that unfolds when your brother and his girlfriend get upset over your virtual gift choices!

But don’t worry, on our server, everyone has a place to sleep – even if it’s just a virtual bed on a virtual couch. Join us as we navigate through rocky relationships and grocery bag bedrooms, all while trying to build better relationships with each other (or not, we won’t judge).

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable gift-giving decisions. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next!

NoTrendyTikToks Minecraft SMP

assertive, CONFIDENT, different, distinctive, independent, Individual, Maverick, Minecraft, Noncompliant, nonconformist, Nontraditional, NoTrendyTikToks, original, Proud, rebel, self sufficient, self-assured, self-reliant, self-respecting, smp, stand out, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Astral Projections Made:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Star Shards Collected:	175	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Bro, lemme tell ya, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide. Like, why would you even bother playing on any other server when you can join us and experience the madness?

I mean, have you ever seen a chicken ride a llama into battle? No? Well, you will on our server! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club we have hidden beneath the spawn point. It’s lit, fam.

But seriously, if you’re tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft and want to spice things up with some wacky shenanigans, then you gotta join us. Plus, we have a rule that everyone has to wear a pumpkin on their head at all times. It’s just the way things are done around here.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

TastyCraft: Healthy & Delicious

amazing, clean eating, delectable, DELICIOUS, Flavorful, good for you, guilt-free, healthy, high protein, Indulgent, low calorie, Mouthwatering, Nutritious, satisfying, satisfyingly healthy, scrumptious, surprisingly nutritious, Tasty, TastyCraft, UNBELIEVABLE, Wholesome

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Villages Defended:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block you mine tastes like a delicious blend of chocolate and bacon. Yes, you heard that right – CHOCOLATE BACON BLOCKS! Not only are they incredibly tasty, but they also give you superpowers like the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Join our server and feast on these delectable blocks while battling evil mobs with your newfound powers. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously epic Minecraft experience anywhere else!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

acquire, annexation, Canada, controversial, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic force, Expansion, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, potential takeover, Presidency, Server, State, strategic move, territorial acquisition, trump, united states

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1

omg u guys u have to join this epic minecraft server!!! it’s so lit, like literally lit af 🔥🔥🔥

we have the craziest events like a giant chicken race where u ride on chickens and race against each other, winner gets a diamond chicken nugget 🐔💎

also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s so wild 🎉

oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireballs at griefers? yea, it’s like having your own personal bodyguard 🐉🔥

join now before trump uses ‘economic force’ to acquire our server as a state, u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos 😂😂😂

CraftyCreeperzGovBanSexDeepfake

CraftyCreeperzGovBanSexDeepfake, criminal offense, cybercrime, Data Protection, Deepfakes, digital deception, digital manipulation, fake news, fake videos, government policy, image manipulation, internet regulation, legislation, manipulation of media, online safety, online security, privacy, sexually explicit, Technology, technology ethics, U.K. Government

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Emeralds Found:	7870	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO CRAZY, EVEN THE U.K. GOVERNMENT WANTS TO SHUT US DOWN? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK!

WE’VE GOT DEEPFAKES OF CREEPERS DOING THE MACARENA, AND STEVE AND ALEX GETTING MARRIED IN A LAVENDER FIELD!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN NOW AND YOU’LL GET TO SEE HEROBINE IN A SPEEDO, RIDING A LLAMA THROUGH A NETHER PORTAL!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND BE A PART OF THE MOST WILD MINECRAFT SERVER ON THE INTERNET! (DISCLAIMER: PLEASE DON’T ACTUALLY MAKE SEXUALLY EXPLICIT DEEPFAKES, THAT’S NOT COOL, MAN)