FlaVRcraft – Where Taste Meets Blocks

Abigill Anemoia, ai generated art, blocks, Brew, Donna Vina D’Merlot, Dr. Citrea Lolime, Dr. Lollime, FlaVR, FlaVR domination, FlaVRcraft, Fresh, Gato with a Gun, indie circle, Juwun, Kinolime, meets, Minecraft, Minna Vanilla, Mixie Mixin, Nayvell Milkdrop, Neo Pawlino, NiiCola, Nyana, Nyana Banyana, phase connect, Raimi, Raimi Ricotta, Redstone sorter, Rika Paprika, Sena Bonbon, Sour Grape Sama, Taste, Traube, TXC, Vtuber

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the Gato with a Gun Edition Minecraft server! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of AI-generated VTuber characters who are also expert Minecraft players. Imagine playing alongside a sassy baker, a DIY conspiracy theorist, a German FNAF loremaster, and more!

– We have special events like pool parties with 20k subs and free helicopter rides (just kidding, please don’t ask for a helicopter ride).

– Our server is so wild that even the local internet boomers are getting spooked by our based antics.

– Need some turbo ’tisms in your life? We’ve got you covered with old school internet users who are cracked at rhythm games.

– And of course, who wouldn’t want to play Minecraft with a Neapolitan dog boy, a toxic memelord, and a foxboy with a heart of gold? It’s like a zoo, but with VTubers!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even get to witness a Gato with a Gun showdown in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4638
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Animals Bred:	87	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7462
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	6980

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6130	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!

SwedeCraft: Aid for Ukraine

aid, AID PACKAGE, Assistance, charitable giving, Contribution, crisis relief, donation, european union, financial support, FOREIGN AID, Generosity, global aid efforts, humanitarian assistance, international aid, monetary help, philanthropy, solidarity, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, Swedish government, Ukraine

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Crops Grown:	2125
Enchantments Applied:	90	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got Sweden donating $1.2 billion to Ukraine just to make sure our players have the best time ever! Like, who even does that? We got unicorns running around giving out diamonds and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya! Join now or miss out on all the craziness! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndRainbows

Ice Melting Pine Stand – Climate Change Fun

ancient pine, ancient stand, CHANGE, climate, climate change, climate impact, ecosystem dynamics, Elevation, environmental change, Fun, Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem, Holocene, Ice, ice melting, mature stand, melting, melting ice, modern treeline, PINE, Rocky Mountain ecosystem, Rocky Mountains, Stand, tree species, treeline, upslope, whitebark pine, yellowstone national park

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Votes:	4769
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	4819

LOL, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT TREES THAT HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE LIKE FOREVER AGO. LIKE, THESE TREES ARE OLDER THAN YOUR GRANDMA’S GRANDMA. WE GOT PINE TREES THAT ARE SO OLD, THEY REMEMBER WHEN DINOSAURS WALKED THE EARTH.

COME JOIN US AND SEE THE TREES THAT HAVE SURVIVED ICE MELTING AND CLIMATE CHANGE. IT’S LIKE A HISTORY LESSON IN MINECRAFT FORM. PLUS, YOU CAN BUILD A TREEHOUSE ON THESE ANCIENT PINE TREES AND FEEL LIKE A REAL LIFE TARZAN.

SO, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC AND HISTORIC, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE GOT TREES, WE GOT ICE, WE GOT CLIMATE CHANGE. WHAT MORE COULD U ASK FOR? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server! server minecraft

Cactuscraft, Cases, Clans, Drugs, effects, high quality, Honest PVP, Jobs, Minecraft, Mini Games, No Lags, Parkour, Pets, Rainbow Armor, Ranks, Server, smiles, Starter Kit, Survival, unique spavn, VKontakte, Wedding, work

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mines Excavated:	1844
Votes:	9938	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
New Chunks Explored:	249919	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server!

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✔ Mini-games

✔ TOP clans

✔ No dup!

✔ unique spavn (not downloaded)

✔ Honest PVP (without 1000lv, etc.)

✔ Rainbow armor

✔ TOP players

✔ Survival

✔ pets

✔ Effects

✔ Smiles

✔ No lags

✔ Drugs

✔ Wedding

✔ Work

✔ Ranks

✔ parkour

✔ Clans

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Our VKontakte group: https://vk.com/cactusexplorers

185.9.145.186:25622

Shimmering Isles

1.21

asmr, board rules, Clips, Company, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, internet, Islesliul, Links, Otis, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, twitch, twitter, ulliShimmering, VOD

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	283	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen of the internet! She’s got multiple husbands and loves company, so treat her right or face the consequences! Check out her Twitch, ASMR Youtube, VOD Youtube, Twitch Clips, Ribbon Cage, Twitter, Alt Twitter, Otis Twitter, and schedule for all the chaotic fun! Make sure to follow global and board rules, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s like a rollercoaster of madness, so hop on and enjoy the ride!

GuestBedroomMC Server

adult sibling conflicts, apartment inheritance, apartment living, apartment ownership, apartment sharing, bedroom arrangements, family decisions, family home, family inheritance, family living arrangements, family living space, family property, family property disputes, family trust, family trust property, grad school student, GuestBedroomMC, living situation, room assignments, Server, sibling disputes, sibling dynamics

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Farms Harvested:	286	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inheritance drama meets luxury living in SoHo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with family feuds and room assignments that will make your head spin.

Picture this: you and your sister inherit a swanky apartment in SoHo, but the catch is, you have to navigate the treacherous waters of deciding who gets what room. Will you claim the master bedroom with its own bathroom, or will you opt for the cozy guest room with a restroom of its own?

But that’s not all – there’s also the battle for the coveted office space, where your brother-in-law spends his days gaming while you’re stuck juggling multiple jobs to pay for your education. Will you be able to stake your claim on a desk to do your homework, or will you be banished to the corner of the living room?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster ride of entitlement, sibling rivalry, and questionable room assignments. Who will come out on top in this epic battle for the best living space in SoHo? Only time will tell.

Block Buddies: Ex-Friends Edition

BETRAYAL, BLOCK, Buddies, clingy behavior, Confused, declining, Drama, Edition, ex boyfriend, ExFriends, feeling betrayed, feeling left out, Friends, friendship, fuck buddies, hanging out, hurt, ignoring, Interaction, Love Triangle, over the top, relationships, secret relationship

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret alliances, betrayal, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your ex behind your back. Will you confront them and start a virtual war, or will you let it slide and focus on building the biggest castle in the land?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with clingy friends who will stop at nothing to be by your ex’s side. Watch out for their over-the-top gestures of affection and try not to get caught in the crossfire of their love triangle. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the one left feeling betrayed and left out?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the drama never ends and the friendships are as shaky as a poorly constructed redstone contraption. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the excitement right here in blocky form?

AnnoyingCraft

annoying buzzwords, annoying phrases, AnnoyingCraft, bothersome cliches, bothersome expressions, grating words, irritating catchphrases, irritating idioms, irritating sayings, Pet Peeves, vexing language

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Votes:	4308	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

Are you tired of hearing “diamonds are a girl’s best friend” in Minecraft? Well, join our server and never have to hear that cringy phrase again! Our server is filled with so many diamonds that even the creepers are blinged out! Plus, our resident Ender Dragon has a killer sense of fashion and will give you style tips while you battle it. So come join us and say goodbye to boring old diamond cliches!

GazaMobMadnessMC

Arbel Yehoud, Chaos, Chaotic scenes, Civil unrest, Conflict, crisis management., dangerous situation., emergency evacuation, emergency response, Gadi Mozes, gaza, GazaMobMadnessMC, humanitarian crisis, international aid, MIDDLE EAST, protest, Red Cross vehicles, seething mob, tense situation, violence, volatile situation

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme like arbel yehoud and gadi mozes trying to navigate through a seething mob in gaza! we promise you won’t have to deal with angry mobs in our server, just tons of fun and adventure! build your own red cross vehicles and explore the world with your friends! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in our server? join now and let the madness begin!

Spectre SMP

application, Builders, Collaborative, communal spirit, Community members, creative projects, discord server, Europe, Fabric, Friendly, Friends, Grinding, Longevity, Meetings, motivation, Performance Mods, PvP, REDSTONERS, smp, Spectre, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Spectre SMP Overview

Server Type	Vanilla 1.21.4 SMP
Community Focus	Communal spirit for collaboration

What do we offer?

We are looking for:

Builders and redstoners
Players who interact well
Creative and dedicated minds
Active community members

Server specifications and mods:

Fabric 1.21.4 in Europe
Performance mods
Minor recipe changes
Faster minecarts
Simple Voice Chat
/nick for nicknames
FSit
ArmorPoser Mod
Discord-to-Minecraft link

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server.

View our server images here.

Virtual Block Haven 1.21

BLOCK, CAR, Digital, DRIVE, enjoyment, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, Experience, Fun, Gaming, Haven, Immersive, leisure, Relaxation, shitbox, simple-minded, simulation, Technology, video game, virtual, virtual reality

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	145	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mines Excavated:	4727
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like driving around in a virtual world, but without the pesky traffic laws. And who doesn’t love pretending to be a virtual car? Plus, if you’re simple-minded like me, then this server is perfect for you. Just hit the gas and let the good times roll, my dude!