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Potions Brewed: 55 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
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New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life skills? Look no further than our server, where we specialize in teaching you how to be independent and self-sufficient!

Join our server and learn how to hang a picture, unclog a sink, change a tire, and even plug in a stove! Our experienced staff will guide you through the process, just like a parent helping their clueless child.

But don’t worry, we won’t be too hard on you. Even if you keep making the same mistakes over and over again, we’ll still show up and help you out. It’s like having a virtual parent who will always be there to bail you out of trouble.

So if you’re tired of being clueless and want to learn some basic life skills, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even open that tool kit we gave you…eventually.

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